Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
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Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
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The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris.
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Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up.
Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
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Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever?
A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
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Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
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Chuck Norris found the stairway to heaven, but he prefers the elevator.
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