Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
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Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
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Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB...
Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
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Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
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I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head.
Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
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Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Chuck Norris does not know about this website.
If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
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