Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
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For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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Chuck Norris can tell you what a lethal injection feels like
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam.
Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
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