Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.
Chuck Norris donated his heart to a hospital... twice.
Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
Chuck Norris can fold airplanes into paper.
Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.
Chuck Norris can win a game of 'Connect 4' in 3 turns.