Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
We ask the president to make laws. The president asks Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. His shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around.
An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
Chuck Norris never actually roundhouse kicks anyone, the world just spins underneath him when he lifts his legs.
When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.