Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
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Do you know Chuck Norris?
Yes?
Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
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According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
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We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top.
It's a bad look with his mullet.
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Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
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A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
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When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
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Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
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Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals.
Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
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Superman is faster then a speeding bullet.
Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
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