Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean.
The tsunamis were killing people.
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Chuck Norris can stare you to death while looking the other direction!
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There is no such things as a tornado.
Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
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Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
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Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
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Chuck Norris protects his airbag in an accident.
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Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars.
These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
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