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Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
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Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
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Chuck Norris never actually roundhouse kicks anyone, the world just spins underneath him when he lifts his legs.
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When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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