Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
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They speak for themselves.
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Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
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Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
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Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
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