Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
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The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till."
After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.
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Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.
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Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
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Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a will.
Invincible people don't need them.
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