Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
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UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
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Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once sued a Law and Order Company because those are the trademark item names of his right and left legs.
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When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
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Death once took Chuck Norris.
He regreted it.
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Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
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Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard.
When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
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