Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
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Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.
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Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood.
But not the wheels.
That's just wrong.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
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If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia.
While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
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Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
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Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
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