Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
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Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
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Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
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If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back.
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Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
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When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk.
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When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
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They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Chuck Norris can Do Mental Math on Paper.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
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