Q. What's a blonde's idea of safe sex?
A. Locking the car door. 
A man walks into a bar and says "Ow!"
A second man walks into the same bar.
You would think after the first one hit it, the second one would have seen it coming.
They say that if I don't support transgender rights I'm on the wrong side of history.
At least I'm on the right side of the firing squad.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
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Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
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How do Chinese people name their kids?
Throw a spoon down the stairs.
CHING CHANG CHONG TING.
What do you call it when someone farts in a Gay Bar?
Mating call
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
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Roses are red
violets are blue.
I hate poems
even more than I hate you.