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Yo mama is so dumb she makes u look like a genius.
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Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes. They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "Ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them." And the other rabbit says, "We're going to run for it you idiot I'm your brother."
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Q: Why did the gay guy think his lover was cheating on him? A: He came home shit faced.
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Q: Why did the lumber truck stop? A: To let the lumber jack off.
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Where's the safest place to be when a bunch of white guys are playing basketball? Under the Hoop
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Q: What happens when four mexican guys are standing in quick sand? A: Quatro Sinko.
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What do you call four niggers, in a car, driving off a cliff? A waste. You could've fit two more in the trunk.
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What do you call a truck full of dildos? Toys for Twats.
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What’s the difference between a nigger and a car tire? The tire doesn’t sing when you put it chains!
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A woman meets with her lover, who is also her husband's best friend. They make love for hours. Afterwards, as they lie in bed, the phone rings. Since it's the woman's house, she picks up the receiver. The best friend listens, only hearing her side of the conversation: "Hello? Oh, hi... I'm so glad that you called... Really? That's wonderful... Well, I'm happy to hear you're having such a great time... Oh, that sounds terrific... Love you, too. OK. Bye-bye." She hangs up the telephone and her lover asks, "Who was that?" "Oh," she replies, "That was my husband telling me about the wonderful time he's having on his fishing trip with you."
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