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Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Kangaroo 911: "What's your emergency?" Kangaroo: "I can't find my children" Kangaroo 911: "Did you check your pockets?" Kangaroo: "Oh nevermind."
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, customer service, kids
Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, sex, time, women
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook, internet, technology
*Me when I turn 18* Parents: Do this. Me: Dobby has no master. Dobby is a free elf.
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: kids
It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured. It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, funeral, hospital
It was Valentine's day and Jim and Danielle's first date. They sat in the darkened cinema waiting for the film to start. The screen finally lit up with a flashy advertisement for the cinema's concession stand. Jim and Danielle realised that there was no sound. The film began but the silence continued. Suddenly, out of the darkness, an irritated voice in the crowd loudly shouted, "Okay, who's got the remote control?"
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: dating, technology, Valentines day
Man to a woman: "Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a cheeseburger is?" Woman: "No." Man: "Lets have lunch sometime…"
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: men, sex, women
Why are all jokes about women one-liners? So men can understand them.
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has 56.02 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: insulting, men, women
It’s the morning after the honeymoon. The wife says, ‘You know, you’re a really lousy lover.’ The husband replies, ‘How can you possible tell that after only 30 seconds.’
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has 56.02 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: sex
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