Waiter, what is this stuff?
That's bean salad sir.
I know what it's been, but what is it now?
Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
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Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
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Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
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Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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Q: How do you recycle a condom?
A: Turn it inside out and shake the f**k out of it.
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Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
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What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?
A bad mood.
Why do men name their penises?
Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the one who makes all their decisions.