If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results.
It just doesn't happen.
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Q. What's a blonde's idea of safe sex?
A. Locking the car door.
If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
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Yo Momma's a bowling ball.
She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter.
Then she comes rolling back for more.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
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Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
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What do you call it when someone farts in a Gay Bar?
Mating call
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
Roses are red
violets are blue.
I hate poems
even more than I hate you.
Q: Why do they say elephants never forget?
A: They haven't met Alberto Gonzalez.
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