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What do you call four niggers, in a car, driving off a cliff? A waste. You could've fit two more in the trunk.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.
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Why are we so sure that Eve was African? If she were white, she wouldn't have eaten that apple! She would say, "Is this organic? What would Oprah do?" If she had been Asian, she'd have eaten the damn snake!
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: life
In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? Insufficient sand.
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What do you call a show full of lions? The mane event.
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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station? Because it's a mane-lion station.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, travel
Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
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Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
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