How do you make a baby drink?
Stick it in the blender.
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Yo Momma's a bowling ball.
She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter.
Then she comes rolling back for more.
If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow!"
A second man walks into the same bar.
You would think after the first one hit it, the second one would have seen it coming.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
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Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
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How do Chinese people name their kids?
Throw a spoon down the stairs.
CHING CHANG CHONG TING.
What do you call it when someone farts in a Gay Bar?
Mating call
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?
Batman can go to the store without robin.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
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