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Why are we so sure that Eve was African? If she were white, she wouldn't have eaten that apple! She would say, "Is this organic? What would Oprah do?" If she had been Asian, she'd have eaten the damn snake!
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What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? Insufficient sand.
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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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What do you call a show full of lions? The mane event.
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Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
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Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
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Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
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If men got pregnant.... abortion would be available in convenience stores and drive-through windows.
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Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
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Your nails are so long when you come around the corner the police arrested you for dangerous weapons.
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