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Yo mama is so old that she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.
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Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?  A: Artificial intelligence.
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Q: What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar? A: Gimme a slug of whiskey.
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What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's vagina? Putting in twelve and sucking out thirteen.
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Misers are lousy to live with, but they make great ancestors.
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After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
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Q: What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe? A: An e-mergency.
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Michael: "What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?" Matthew: "I don't know. What?" Michael: "Candy corneas."
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Chuck Norris was an only child. Eventually.
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Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room, and one of them is crying. "Why are you crying?" asked the other child. "I’m here for a blood test, and they’re going to cut my finger." When he heard this, the other child started to cry. "Why are you crying?" "I’m here for a urine test."
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