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A newly-wed couple didn’t know the difference between putty and Vaseline. A week after the marriage all their windows fell out. Which was the least of their worries.
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Wife comes back from the doctor and says to her husband: Honey, I have a sad news - a gynecologist told me not have sex for a three weeks... Husband: And what the dentist said?
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There is 5 niggers in a Cadilac. They drive off the Grand Cannon. What is sad about this story? A Cadilac seats 6 niggers.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
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Q. What do you call a sensitive, intelligent man? A. An oxymoron.
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Q: What do you get if you mix a rabbit and a snake? A: A jump rope!
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Q: What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A: A dic-tater.
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A kid asks his father: Kid: Daddy why do i have to go to bed? Dad: Because the bed wont come to you.
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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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