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There was a couple wanted to go out for dinner for their anniversary but they didn’t make it with the babysitter so they had nowhere to leave their little boy! After a lot of talk father came up with an idea! "We will put a vinyl at the pickup deck, something with kid-stories so our little boy will sleep at once and everything will be fine!" "Ok," said the wife. So,that is what they did and went out sure for their plan. After about 2 hours, they arrived back home and listen noise and the boy screaming: "I waaaant,i waaaant,i waaaaant…" They run up to boy’s room and saw the little boy hitting the wall and screaming the same words: "I waaaant!" They wonder about what happened and then they listened to the pickup: "Do you want to listen my story? Do you want to listen my story? Do you want to listen my story?"
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: anniversary, couple, kids, wife
What do you call a black guy that doesn't rape white women? An inmate.
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has 50.86 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist
The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
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has 50.83 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris
Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.
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has 50.81 % from 181 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, food
Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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has 50.76 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
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has 50.76 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
What happened when the chef got his hand caught in the dishwasher? They both got fired.
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has 50.76 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: sex
fi yuo cna raed tihs whit no porlbem, yuo aer smrat. Shaer ti whit yuor fienrds.
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has 50.76 % from 333 votes. More jokes about: health
How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer? It's not there...
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has 50.75 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: black people, computer, racist
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
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