Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris.
He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
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The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas.
He just hired Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
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Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
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Q: Why couldn't the witch have children?
A: Her husband had a hallow weenie.
Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
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How do you make a baby drink?
Stick it in the blender.
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Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
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What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one.
The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
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Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
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