Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
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Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
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Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris.
He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
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Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
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Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
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Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
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Chuck Norris had never escape from jail.
Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
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How do you make a baby drink?
Stick it in the blender.
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Yo Momma's a bowling ball.
She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter.
Then she comes rolling back for more.