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Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.
has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: communication, stupid
what do you call a nigger woman having an abortion? A crime stopper!
has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: What' is Hillary Clinton favorite movies? A: Kill BILL 1 and 2.
has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, marriage, political, sex
A young college co-ed came running in tears to her father. "Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!" "I did? What did I tell you?" said the dad. "You told me to put my money in that big bank, and now that big bank is in trouble." "What are you talking about? That's one of the largest banks in the state," he said. "there must be some mistake." "I don't think so," she sniffed. "They just returned one of my checks with a note saying, 'Insufficient Funds'."
has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: money
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country. After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought, "Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!" She got out and walked over to the farmer and said, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?" The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try. The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157." The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car. Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said. "If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"
has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, math
Yo mama's so fat, when someone drove by her they said "Wow, whales can walk!"
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"There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works."
has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: women
A widowed elderly lady was sunbathing on a beach in Fort Myers, FL. She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand next to hers and began reading a book.  Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. "Hello sir, how are you today?" "Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book.  "I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked. "First time since my wife passed away 2 years ago," he replied and turned back to his book. "I'm sorry to hear that. My husband passed away 3 years ago and it is very lonely," she countered. "Do you live around here?" she asked. "Yes, I live over in Cape Coral," he answered and again resumed reading.  Trying to find a topic of common interest, and noticing that his book was about veterinary medicine, she persisted, "Do you like pussy cats?" With that, the man dropped his book, jumped off his blanket and on to hers, tore off her swimsuit and gave her the most passionate ride of her life!  When the cloud of sand began to settle, she gasped and asked the man, "How did you know that was what I wanted?" The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?"
has 56.31 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: age, husband, marriage, men, wife
What did God say when he made the first niggers? Oops! Burnt another one!
has 56.30 % from 300 votes. More jokes about: black people, god
Why do niggers always have sex on their minds? Because they have pubes on their heads!
has 56.29 % from 210 votes. More jokes about: black people
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