Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
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Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
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Q: What is a snake's favorite subject in school?
A: Hissssstory.
E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
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I posted a blonde joke on facebook accompanied by: "for my blonde friends... an apology".
One of them responded.
"You don't have to apologise for having blonde friends."
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Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
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Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
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Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine?
A: They both don't work and always take your money.
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Q: What does the BFI on the dumpsters stand for?
A: Black Family Inside.
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A Chinese couple had a black baby.
They named him Sum Sing Wong.
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