Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Why are we so sure that Eve was African? If she were white, she wouldn't have eaten that apple! She would say, "Is this organic? What would Oprah do?" If she had been Asian, she'd have eaten the damn snake!
Q: Why does a dog stay in a shadow. A: Because it doesn't want to be a Hotdog.
Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
Waiter, what is this stuff? That's bean salad sir. I know what it's been, but what is it now?
Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
Your nails are so long when you come around the corner the police arrested you for dangerous weapons.