Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
Q: How do you recycle a condom? A: Turn it inside out and shake the f**k out of it.
Q: Why do hurricanes travel so fast? A: Because if they travelled slowly, we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.
Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
What did one skunk say to another? And so do you.
Why do men name their penises? Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the one who makes all their decisions.
Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
What do you call a show full of lions? The mane event.