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You're so ugly, Yo' Mama had to be drunk to breastfeed you.
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Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, Red Lobster kicked her out for bringing her own crabs.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
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Doctor doctor I feel that Im a pack of card. What can I do ? Doctor: I deal with you later.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
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There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan. Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
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Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
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Customer: "Waiter, this soup tastes funny." Waiter: "Funny? But then why aren’t you laughing?"
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Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
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