You're so ugly, Yo' Mama had to be drunk to breastfeed you.
Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, Red Lobster kicked her out for bringing her own crabs.
Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
Doctor doctor I feel that Im a pack of card. What can I do ? Doctor: I deal with you later.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan. Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
Customer: "Waiter, this soup tastes funny." Waiter: "Funny? But then why aren’t you laughing?"
Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.