Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator. He walked away with a new set of luggage.
Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
Death once took Chuck Norris. He regreted it.
Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.