Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
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The man was missing for four and a half years.
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Chuck Norris can say never.
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Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face.
We now have questions.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
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Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
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Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
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Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.
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