Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
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The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
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When Chuck Norris comes into your house, you are the guest.
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Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
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Hurricanes are really just Chuck Norris breathing into the rain.
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Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
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Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe.
Chuck said, "I don't like the juice."
Hitler heard him wrong.
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Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party".
Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
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