Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
Chuck Norris can stare you to death while looking the other direction!
Chuck Norris doesn't wear seatbelts. Seatbelts wear Chuck Norris.
Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
A watched pot boils instantly for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.