Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
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When Chuck Norris talks, people listen.
When he doesn't, people still listen.
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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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Chuck Norris has the iPhone 5...he got it back in '84.
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Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
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Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone.
The ground is afraid to break it.
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Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
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