Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
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It was called "1."
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Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
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If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
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Chuck Norris can power solar panels.
At Night.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.
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Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
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No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris.
But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
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