Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute. The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.