Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
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Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party".
Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again.
One Grand Canyon is enough.
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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb.
On his penis.
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Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
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Love does not conquer all.
Chuck Norris does.
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In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
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Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.
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When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
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When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
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Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
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