Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order. Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you. When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG