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The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
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has 50.83 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris
Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.
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has 50.81 % from 181 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, food
How are vending machines and black men similar? They don't work but they take your money.
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has 50.76 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: racist
A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
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has 50.76 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
What happened when the chef got his hand caught in the dishwasher? They both got fired.
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has 50.76 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: sex
Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
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has 50.76 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
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Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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has 50.76 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroke-n-off
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has 50.76 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, masturbation
fi yuo cna raed tihs whit no porlbem, yuo aer smrat. Shaer ti whit yuor fienrds.
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has 50.76 % from 333 votes. More jokes about: health
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