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Your mama is so thin she stepped on a scale and a scale said no papers plz.
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Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn
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Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.
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The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun. The Earth is stationary. The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
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Yo' Mama is so uptight, you need the jaws of life to part her legs.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.
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Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
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