The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.
How are vending machines and black men similar? They don't work but they take your money.
A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
What happened when the chef got his hand caught in the dishwasher? They both got fired.
Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroke-n-off
fi yuo cna raed tihs whit no porlbem, yuo aer smrat. Shaer ti whit yuor fienrds.