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Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
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Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
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Waiter, what is this stuff? That's bean salad sir. I know what it's been, but what is it now?
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Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
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Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
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Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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Q: How do you recycle a condom? A: Turn it inside out and shake the f**k out of it.
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Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
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Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
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