A rather obese man is very excited about his new job and wants to start work immediately.
However, when he sits down at his computer, the only program installed was spreadsheets.
Confused, the man calls over his boss and asks:"Why there is only excel installed on this computer?"
His boss replies, "It was the only program in your size!"
Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
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4-year-old: Why are you my dad?
Me: Because I made you.
4: How?
Me: ...
4: O.o
Me: ...
4: O.O
Me: With Legos.
If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
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Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
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Karma believes in Chuck Norris.
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Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
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Chuck Norris can watch music.
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