Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas sleigh and is made of cement? I don't know. A reindeer. What about the cement? I just threw that in to make it hard.
Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station? Because it's a mane-lion station.
Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude? He always said "Neigh"
Q: How do you recycle a condom? A: Turn it inside out and shake the f**k out of it.
Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
What band is a cow favorite? Moody Blues.
Why do men name their penises? Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the one who makes all their decisions.