Your mama is so thin she stepped on a scale and a scale said no papers plz.
Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn
Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.
The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun. The Earth is stationary. The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
Yo' Mama is so uptight, you need the jaws of life to part her legs.
Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.
Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.