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Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
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Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas sleigh and is made of cement? I don't know. A reindeer. What about the cement? I just threw that in to make it hard.
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Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station? Because it's a mane-lion station.
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Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude? He always said "Neigh"
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Q: How do you recycle a condom? A: Turn it inside out and shake the f**k out of it.
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Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
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What band is a cow favorite? Moody Blues.
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Why do men name their penises? Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the one who makes all their decisions.
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