How do men exercise on the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.
Yo' Mama is like a virus, if she spreads, we're all screwed.
Q: What goes vroom, screech, vroom, screech, vroom, screech? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
"What is love, at last?" asks the dentist. And the cardiologist: "Love is a toothache.. but inside the heart!"
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. Cop: "Do you know where your going?" Blonde: "No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause all the people are leaving.
Q: What does a blonde do when it gets cold? A: Sits around a candle Q: What does she do when it gets really cold? A: Lights it
An old woman goes to the doctor's office. The doctor gives her a checkup and says, "I need to do stool, blood and urine tests." The woman says, "Well can I just leave my underwear? Bingo starts in half an hour."
Yo Mama is like a refrigerator. Meat goes in and out all day.
Yo' Mama is so old, she has sour cream in her boobs.