Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear. On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.