Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
Do you know why God is called "God"? Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key. Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.