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Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
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Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
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Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
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Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
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Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
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