Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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Do you know why God is called "God"?
Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
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Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
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Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of 'Connect 4' in 3 turns.
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
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Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars.
He was the force.
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To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
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Chuck Norris does not listen to lectures.
Lectures listen to Chuck Norris.
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