Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
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The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
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In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
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If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
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Chuck Norris inflated a flat school bus tire, with his lungs.
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Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam...
In the Sahara Desert.
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Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris will never die.
The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris?
A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
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