Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
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Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
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Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.
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If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
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Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
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When Chuck Norris was 8 years old he got into a pillow fight with his older brother, that's why he's now an only child.
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
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Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
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We'll want to preserve Chuck Norris for future generations, when he dies.
We won't be needing cryogenics cos Chuck's already frozen.
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