4-year-old: Why are you my dad?
Me: Because I made you.
4: How?
Me: ...
4: O.o
Me: ...
4: O.O
Me: With Legos.
If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
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Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
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Karma believes in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor.
The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
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Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
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There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
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A husband and wife are eating soup.
The wife spills soup all over her and says:
"Oh no, I look like a pig"
"Yes and you also have soup all over you!"
Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
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