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Your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets harpooned.
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What has four legs and goes, "Oom! Oom!"? A cow walking backwards.
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Q: What did the blonde say when the airplane began to shake? A: Must be an earthquake.
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The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
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Q: What does a cow make when the sun comes out? A: A shadow.
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‘Money can’t buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.’ Spike Milligan
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Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
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Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
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Cannibal Son: Mom, I don't like my brother anymore. Cannibal Mother: You shut up and eat!
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Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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