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Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
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Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
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Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
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Q: Why do hurricanes travel so fast? A: Because if they travelled slowly, we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.
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Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude? He always said "Neigh"
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Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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What is a cow's favorite lunch meat? Bullogna.
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Q: How do you recycle a condom? A: Turn it inside out and shake the f**k out of it.
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Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
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