There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
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A husband and wife are eating soup.
The wife spills soup all over her and says:
"Oh no, I look like a pig"
"Yes and you also have soup all over you!"
Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
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Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
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Q: What do you call the sweat on your balls after having sex with your cousin?
A: Relative humidity.
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Karma believes in Chuck Norris.
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Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
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4-year-old: Why are you my dad?
Me: Because I made you.
4: How?
Me: ...
4: O.o
Me: ...
4: O.O
Me: With Legos.
If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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