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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
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I wouldn’t say that inflation is making my life difficult, but I’m now starving on an income I used to dream about.
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Q: Why does a dog stay in a shadow. A: Because it doesn't want to be a Hotdog.
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Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
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Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
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Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
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Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
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Why do men name their penises? Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the one who makes all their decisions.
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Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
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