There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
I wouldn’t say that inflation is making my life difficult, but I’m now starving on an income I used to dream about.
Q: Why does a dog stay in a shadow. A: Because it doesn't want to be a Hotdog.
Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
Why do men name their penises? Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the one who makes all their decisions.
Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.