Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
Q: Why do hurricanes travel so fast? A: Because if they travelled slowly, we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.
Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude? He always said "Neigh"
Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
What is a cow's favorite lunch meat? Bullogna.
Q: How do you recycle a condom? A: Turn it inside out and shake the f**k out of it.
Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.