Hurricanes are really just Chuck Norris breathing into the rain.
Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.
Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
What does a cannibal eat with cheese? Pickled organs.
Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
What do you get from a cow on the North Pole? Cold cream.
Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
Did you hear about the boy who was told to do 100 lines? He drew 100 cats on the paper. He thought the teacher had said lions.
Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice