Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
What is a cow's favorite lunch meat? Bullogna.
Q: Why are men like diapers? A: They are always on your ass and full of sh*t, and thankfully, they're disposable.
Q: How do you recycle a condom? A: Turn it inside out and shake the f**k out of it.
Why did we have a global recession? Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
What did one skunk say to another? And so do you.
What do you call a show full of lions? The mane event.
Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.