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Hurricanes are really just Chuck Norris breathing into the rain.
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Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.
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Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
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What does a cannibal eat with cheese? Pickled organs.
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Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
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has 50.70 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, science
Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
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What do you get from a cow on the North Pole? Cold cream.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal
Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
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Did you hear about the boy who was told to do 100 lines? He drew 100 cats on the paper. He thought the teacher had said lions.
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Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
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