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Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No, only medium rare.
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My wife asked if I would give it to her "doggy style." So I took a dump on the floor and chewed up her shoes.
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Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? A: Becuase the "P" is silent.
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People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
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Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
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Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?
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Yo mama so fat that she is called America.
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Q: What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? A: They both wiggle when you eat them!
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