Karma believes in Chuck Norris.
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Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
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Q: What do you call the sweat on your balls after having sex with your cousin?
A: Relative humidity.
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The best thing about Alzheimer's Disease is that you get to meet so many new people.
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During the Iraq War, As a soldier was saying good-bye to his family, his five-year-old son, James, held his leg and started pleading not to leave.
"No, Daddy, please don't go!" he kept repeating.
They were beginning to make a scene when his wife, desperate to calm him, said, "Let Daddy go and I'll take you to get a pizza." Immediately, James loosened his death grip, stepped back and in a calm voice said, "'Bye, Daddy."
Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
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Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
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Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.