No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
I wouldn’t say that inflation is making my life difficult, but I’m now starving on an income I used to dream about.
Q: Why does a dog stay in a shadow. A: Because it doesn't want to be a Hotdog.
Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
Why do men name their penises? Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the one who makes all their decisions.
Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.