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Did you hear about the boy who was told to do 100 lines? He drew 100 cats on the paper. He thought the teacher had said lions.
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Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
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Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
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Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
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Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
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Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
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Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
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Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
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