Did you hear about the boy who was told to do 100 lines?
He drew 100 cats on the paper.
He thought the teacher had said lions.
Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
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Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
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Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
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Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
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Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
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Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
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Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
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