Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
A couple who drove their car to K-Mart only to have their car breakdown in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment she dutifully stepped forward and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his head.
Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
Did you hear about the boy who was told to do 100 lines? He drew 100 cats on the paper. He thought the teacher had said lions.
Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.