Where's the safest place to be when a bunch of white guys are playing basketball?
Under the Hoop
Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer.
This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
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Q: Why cant stevie wonder read?
A: Cuz hes black
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The chicken and the egg are laying in bed.
The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face while the egg is frowning and looking slightly annoyed.
The egg mutters "Well I guess that answers that riddle".
A teacher asked a student to write 55.
Student asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
Teacher: What are you waiting for?
Student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!
Q: What do you call a white person engulfed in flames?
A: A firecracker.
Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.
What happened when the chef got his hand caught in the dishwasher?
They both got fired.
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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Whats the only thing darker than a black man?
His Future.