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Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? A: Becuase the "P" is silent.
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Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Yell at her.
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How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable? He tried to stirrup some interest!
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When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
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A blond gave birth to two twins and continously crying. A nurse asks her what's the problem. She replies,"I don't know with whom I have the second baby..."
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Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
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What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs? An elephant with diarrhea.
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England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
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Q: What's blue and doesn't fit? A: A dead epileptic.
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