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The November 5th Gunpowder Plot has been described as the 9/11 of its day. Staged by the government to discredit an entire religion.
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A patient: "Doctor, I don’t feel hungry after taking meal." Doctor: "Really, your condition is very serious. Wait a bit." (After sometime, the doctor holds out some medicines). Doctor: "Take these pills. You take one pill after your sleep and another one before you get-up."
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook... No one's his friend.
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I have a green nose, three red mouths, and four purple ears. What am I? Ugly!
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Traffic was backed up for miles, the police were going car to car. When they got to my car I asked the officer what was going on. He said "It's O.J. again. He's up there threatening to set himself on fire! We are going car to car collecting donations." "Donations!" I said, "How much you got so far?" He said "about ten gallons."
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Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg? Because not one will stop and ask for directions.
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Why did Steve Jobs live his last moments in regret? They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, his iPhone 4S didn't have a Flash player installed!
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What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? I wonder if it's mine.
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What did the spider do on the computer? Made a website!
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The president of the USA lives in the White House. Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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