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Yo momma so fat she thought planet earth was her stomach.
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Q: What explorer was the best at Hiding and Seek? A: Marco Polo.
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Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
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Why can't girls play hockey? Because their pads can't last three periods.
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Q: Did you hear about the leper poker game? A: One guy threw in his hand and the other three laughed their heads off.
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Willy: "Mom, are our neighbors very poor people? Mother: "I don't think so, Willy. Why do you ask?" Willy: "Because they made such a fuss when their baby swallowed a coin."
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Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.
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God created universe, Chuck Norris created God.
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After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
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A man was driving along the road when all of a sudden he has to swerve to avoid a box falling off the lorry in front. Seconds later a policeman pulled him over for reckless driving. As the policeman starting writing the ticket he noticed the box was full of nails and tacks. "I had to serve or I'd have run over those and blown my tyres!" protested the driver. "Ok", replied the officer, ripping up the ticket, "but I'm still bringing you in." "What for?" retorted the man. "Tacks evasion", answered the policeman.
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