The chicken and the egg are laying in bed.
The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face while the egg is frowning and looking slightly annoyed.
The egg mutters "Well I guess that answers that riddle".
What happened when the chef got his hand caught in the dishwasher?
They both got fired.
Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?
A: Doyouthinkysaraus.
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Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A: One scoop of ice cream and Two scoops of dead baby.
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Little Johnny: „Mom, can I get a dog at Christmas, please?"
Mother: „No, you'll be getting turkey, like every year!"
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Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
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‘I spilled spot remover on my dog.
Now he’s gone.’
Steven Wright
Yo momma’s so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn’t find the ‘11’ button in ‘9-1-1’.