Q: What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?
A: Doyouthinkysaraus.
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Q: How do you get 15,000 followers?
A: Run through Africa with a water bottle.
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Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A: One scoop of ice cream and Two scoops of dead baby.
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Little Johnny: „Mom, can I get a dog at Christmas, please?"
Mother: „No, you'll be getting turkey, like every year!"
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Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
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‘I spilled spot remover on my dog.
Now he’s gone.’
Steven Wright
Yo momma’s so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn’t find the ‘11’ button in ‘9-1-1’.
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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A blond gave birth to two twins and continously crying.
A nurse asks her what's the problem.
She replies,"I don't know with whom I have the second baby..."