How do Chinese people name their kids?
Throw a spoon down the stairs.
CHING CHANG CHONG TING.
Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.
Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
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Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
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We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
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Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.
If Chuck Norris were a substance, he would abuse you.
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Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.
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A neutron walks into the hotel bar and asks "how much for a beer?"
The bartender says, "for you? no charge."