Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv. The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark? A: A bird that will talk your ear off!
Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
Hide an alarm clock in someone's bedroom and set it for 3:00 a.m.
Q: Why did the Atheist cross the road? A: He thought there might be a street on the other side, but he wouldn't believe it until he tested his hypothesis.
Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.