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Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv. The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
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Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
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Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark? A: A bird that will talk your ear off!
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Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
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When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
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Hide an alarm clock in someone's bedroom and set it for 3:00 a.m.
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Q: Why did the Atheist cross the road? A: He thought there might be a street on the other side, but he wouldn't believe it until he tested his hypothesis.
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Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
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Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
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