Hide an alarm clock in someone's bedroom and set it for 3:00 a.m.
Q: Why did the Atheist cross the road? A: He thought there might be a street on the other side, but he wouldn't believe it until he tested his hypothesis.
Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
Knock knock. Who's there? Cash. Cash who? Yes! I've always known you were a bit nutty!
Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
What season is it when you are on a trampoline? Spring time.
If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv. The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.