There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship.
The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need."
The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
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For their 10th anniversary, a wife surprises her husband by wearing the lingerie she wore on their wedding night.
She asks her husband what his exact thoughts were 10 years ago when he first saw her in the lingerie.
He says, "I wanted to suck your tits dry and f**k your brains out."
"Well, what do you think today?"
He says, "I think I did a good job."
Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer.
This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
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What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk?
A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.
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Why don't you play uno with Mexicans?
They steal all the green cards
Q: Why cant stevie wonder read?
A: Cuz hes black
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The chicken and the egg are laying in bed.
The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face while the egg is frowning and looking slightly annoyed.
The egg mutters "Well I guess that answers that riddle".
Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.
What happened when the chef got his hand caught in the dishwasher?
They both got fired.
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?
A: Doyouthinkysaraus.
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