Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer.
This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
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What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk?
A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.
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Why don't you play uno with Mexicans?
They steal all the green cards
Q: Why cant stevie wonder read?
A: Cuz hes black
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The chicken and the egg are laying in bed.
The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face while the egg is frowning and looking slightly annoyed.
The egg mutters "Well I guess that answers that riddle".
Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.
What happened when the chef got his hand caught in the dishwasher?
They both got fired.
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?
A: Doyouthinkysaraus.
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Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A: One scoop of ice cream and Two scoops of dead baby.
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Little Johnny: „Mom, can I get a dog at Christmas, please?"
Mother: „No, you'll be getting turkey, like every year!"
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