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Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
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Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
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Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
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Wanna know how Chuck Norris grew his beard? He didn't, his beard grew him.
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Where was your mom last night? At Chuck Norris' place.
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What band is a cow favorite? Moody Blues.
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What do cows like to listen to? Moo-sic.
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What does a cow ride when his car is broken? A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle.
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What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache? A bad mood.
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What is a cow's favorite lunch meat? Bullogna.
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