Q: How do you eat a frog? A: You put one leg behind each ear.
A woman went shopping. She walks to checkout counter and then the salesman packs all her groceries: milk, cheese, orange juice, half of bread, bar of soap, toothpaste... All of a sudden the salesman asks her: "You're single, aren't you?" A bit surprised woman smiles and answers: "That's right, but how did you guessed that?" "Because you're so ugly."
Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
A couple who drove their car to K-Mart only to have their car breakdown in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment she dutifully stepped forward and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his head.
Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance. He breaks dance
Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.
Yo mama so fat when she climbed into the attic she fell into the basement.
Q: Why doesn't Tigger have any friends? A: He plays with Pooh.
Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
Q: What did the basketball say when he got deflated? A: "Oh balls."