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Yo mama is so fat Dorra the explorer couldn't explore any more!
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Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it's the only love they get.
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We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top. It's a bad look with his mullet.
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Why did the blonde have empty beer cans in her fridge? For people who don't drink.
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Games for when we are older: 1) Sag, You're it. 2) Pin the Toupee on the bald guy. 3) 20 questions shouted into your good ear. 4) Kick the bucket. 5) Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over. 6) Doc Doc Goose. 7) Simon says something incoherent. 8) Hide and go pee. 9) Spin the Bottle of Mylanta. 10) Musical recliners.
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What is a cannibal's favorite food? Baked Beings.
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Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
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What does an octopus take on a camping trip? Tentacles.
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Yo Mama's so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all die. In order to get into heaven though, they must go up 100 steps, each containing a joke. The trick is that they must not laugh. The brunette goes first and laughs at the first step and is sent to hell. The redhead goes next and makes it to the seventh step before she laughs. Finally, it’s the blondes turn. She gets all the way to the 99th step before she laughs. God asks her, “You were so close, why did you laugh?” and she responds, “I just got the first joke!”
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