If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you.
If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
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What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
The tiger lily.
What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas sleigh and is made of cement?
I don't know.
A reindeer.
What about the cement?
I just threw that in to make it hard.
How do you weigh a whale?
On Whale Weigh Scales.
What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
A slippery customer.
Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude?
He always said "Neigh"
Some people have alter egos.
Chuck Norris has no such thing.
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Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
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Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
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You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
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