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What's the difference between a condom and a coffin? You come in one and you go in the other!
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Q: How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle? A: 54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.
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has 50.48 % from 229 votes. More jokes about: jewish, racist
A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?" "No." A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of his leg. "I thought you said your dog didn't bite!" the man says indignantly. "That's not my dog."
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has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: alcohol
Yo momma’s so fat, ‘Place Your Ad Here’ is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
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has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma’s so stupid, when she went to a movie and it said, ‘Under 17 not admitted’, she went home to find 16 relatives.
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Don’t spend money having your shirts laundered. Donate them to a charity shop, then when they’ve cleaned them, buy them back.
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has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: money
Budgeting: When you work out that the money you owe is exactly the same as the money you spent.
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has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: money
Warning: Consumption of alcohol may actually cause pregnancy.
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Gemma:My dog doesn't have a nose. Ortoise: How does he smell? Gemma: Awful!
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Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
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has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
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