Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
Did you hear about the boy who was told to do 100 lines? He drew 100 cats on the paper. He thought the teacher had said lions.
Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
What do you get from a cow on the North Pole? Cold cream.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean. The sharks headed for land.
Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice