Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
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Did you hear about the boy who was told to do 100 lines?
He drew 100 cats on the paper.
He thought the teacher had said lions.
Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it.
Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
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What do you get from a cow on the North Pole?
Cold cream.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.
Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
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Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum.
Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
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Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean.
The sharks headed for land.
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Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
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