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Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
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The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
What do you get if you cross a Kindle with an Apple iPhone 4S? 4Skin.
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Why did the bald man take up running? To get some fresh 'air.
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Your mama so dumb she thought the shoes Vans are actually vans.
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Yo mama so fat when she went rolling down a hill no one could pick her up.
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What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A salad shooter.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, health
When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
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"And so, God came forth and proclaimed widescreen is the best" Sony 16:9
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: bible, god, technology
If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon. If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.
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