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Why do men name their penises? Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the one who makes all their decisions.
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Your nails are so long when you come around the corner the police arrested you for dangerous weapons.
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Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
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What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache? A bad mood.
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Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.
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Q: Why do hurricanes travel so fast? A: Because if they travelled slowly, we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.
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Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
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Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
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What do you get from a cow on the North Pole? Cold cream.
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Did you hear about the boy who was told to do 100 lines? He drew 100 cats on the paper. He thought the teacher had said lions.
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