It's 4:04. Do you know where your auditor is?
What is the golden rule for cows? Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you.
What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown? Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin.
What do tigers wear in bed? Stripey pyjamas.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50? Your Honour.
Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
This antique pocket watch has been in my family for generations. It’s true. My grandfather sold me it on his deathbed.
Teacher: "Name five things that contain milk." Pupil: "Butter, cheese, ice cream … and two cows."
If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
How can you tell when a skunk is angry? It raises a stink.