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How do Chinese people name their kids? Throw a spoon down the stairs. CHING CHANG CHONG TING.
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Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes. They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "Ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them." And the other rabbit says, "We're going to run for it you idiot I'm your brother."
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Q: Why did the Avon lady walk funny? A: Her lipstick.
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A little girl cuts her hand on the playground and runs crying to the teacher. She asks the teacher for a glass of cider. "Why do you want a glass of cider?" the teacher asks. "To take away the pain," sobs the little girl. "What do you mean?" the teacher asks. "Well," sobs the little girl. "I overheard my big sister say that whenever she has a prick in her hand, she can't wait to get it in cider."
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Q: What is the best Iraqi job ? A: Foreign Ambassador.
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The young fellow is about to marry and asks his grandfather how often a married couple should have sex. His grandfather tells him, "When you first get married, you want it all the time, maybe several times a day; later on, maybe once a week. As you get older, you have sex maybe once a month. When you get really old, you are lucky to have it once a year, maybe on your anniversary." The young fellow asks, "How about you and Grandma?" His grandfather replies, "Oh, we just have oral sex now. She goes into her bedroom and I go into my bedroom. She yells, 'F**k you,' and I holler back, 'F**k you, too!'"
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How do you get a baby to run faster? Chase it with the lawn mower.
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Q: What's long and hard and full of semen? A: A submarine.
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A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
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