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The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The girl says to the guy; "Honest to God, tell me what you think... Can anyone love me?" "Yeah, for sure..." "And then... What are you waiting for...?"
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: god, love, women
The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace. "For whosoever we are about to eat, may the Lord make us truly thankful."
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, god, priest
Having past almost 30 years, the same question still bothers him… Why he does not look alike his brothers and parents at all - every single one pretty and he so ugly. He summoned all his courage and decided to ask his mother: "Mom, tell me the truth please, I am adapted, aren’t I?" The mother burst into tears and said: "Yes, my child! But it didn’t work, they returned you back!"
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: kids
Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
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Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
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What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
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has 49.89 % from 154 votes. More jokes about: black people, game, prison, racist, white people
You momma's teeth are so nasty the b*tch spits yoohoo.
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has 49.86 % from 6 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
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has 49.86 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris. It's now known as the moon
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