Charlie Sheen winning?
Chuck Norris says "I think not."
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What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud.
Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?
A: Laughing stock.
The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
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Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
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Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
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A man goes to the doctor. "Doctor, that medicine you gave me isn't working. Is there anything else I could try?".
"Fill out this tax form," suggests the doctor.
"How's that going to help me?", asks the man.
"I'm not sure," replies the doctor, "but some of my patients say it gives them relief."
Yo mama is so stinky that she scared the fly's off the shit wagonrn.
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Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
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Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
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