Chuck Norris has never won a single fight.
Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
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There was a guy that was sick he went to the doctor and said "Doctor I have a fever”"
The doctor said, "you will have to take 4 spoons of the medicine."
The sick one said, "but doctor, I only have 3 spoons what shall I do?"
Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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Q: Why is diarrhea hereditary?
A: It runs in your genes.
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Why was cow afraid?
He was a cow-herd.
The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
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Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris.
His voice is still up there today.
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What do you call it when someone farts in a Gay Bar?
Mating call
How far can a rabbit run into the woods?
Halfway.
After that she's running out of the woods.