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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight. Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
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There was a guy that was sick he went to the doctor and said "Doctor I have a fever”" The doctor said, "you will have to take 4 spoons of the medicine." The sick one said, "but doctor, I only have 3 spoons what shall I do?"
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Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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Q: Why is diarrhea hereditary? A: It runs in your genes.
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Why was cow afraid? He was a cow-herd.
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The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
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Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris. His voice is still up there today.
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What do you call it when someone farts in a Gay Bar? Mating call
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How far can a rabbit run into the woods? Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.
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