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Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
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Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
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Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight. Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
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Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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Q: Why is diarrhea hereditary? A: It runs in your genes.
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The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
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Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
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Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris. His voice is still up there today.
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