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Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
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Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
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What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? When you take sausage out of the fridge it doesn't fart.
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An asp in the grass is a snake, but a grasp in the ass is a goose.
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Chuck Norris jumped off a building once. The ground didn't make it.
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Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!
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Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
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What do tigers wear in bed? Stripey pyjamas.
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How can you tell when a skunk is angry? It raises a stink.
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When should you feel sorry for a skunk? When its spray pump is out of order!.
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