Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed.
She is now known as Britney Spears.
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Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter?
It sure gave them something to chew over.
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Q: Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused a Novocain injection during root canal treatment?
A: He wanted to transcend dental medication!
Usain Bolt is so fast I saw a Cheetah giving him a High 5.
Charlie Sheen winning?
Chuck Norris says "I think not."
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What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud.
Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
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Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?
A: Laughing stock.
The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
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