Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
Chuck Norris has never won a single fight. Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
Q: Why is diarrhea hereditary? A: It runs in your genes.
The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris. His voice is still up there today.