Chuck Norris has never won a single fight. Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
There was a guy that was sick he went to the doctor and said "Doctor I have a fever”" The doctor said, "you will have to take 4 spoons of the medicine." The sick one said, "but doctor, I only have 3 spoons what shall I do?"
Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
Q: Why is diarrhea hereditary? A: It runs in your genes.
Why was cow afraid? He was a cow-herd.
The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris. His voice is still up there today.
What do you call it when someone farts in a Gay Bar? Mating call
How far can a rabbit run into the woods? Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.