Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
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When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!"
When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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What do tigers wear in bed?
Stripey pyjamas.
How can you tell when a skunk is angry?
It raises a stink.
When should you feel sorry for a skunk?
When its spray pump is out of order!.
What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?
How slime flies.
What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?
A red jellyfish.
Your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.