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Question: Why do women close their eyes during sex? Answer: They can’t stand seeing a man have a good time.
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Q: "How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?" A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."
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Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? A: Full.
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Sometimes I wish I was a bird: I would fly over certain people and shit on their heads.
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She’s got her very own method of birth control. She takes her make-up off.
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Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
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What is 6 inches long, hard, goes into your mouth back and fourth, and has white stuff at the end. A toothbrush with toothpaste
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At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. "What a great realist that painter is!" he exclaimed. "What painter?" "The one that painted this picture 'Soldiers at Work'." "Yes, hut something is wrong there. Those soldiers aren't working at all!" "That is just the greatest stroke of realism in the picture!"
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Friend: your racist me: i'm not racist because racisms a crime and crime is for black people.
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What do you call 1/4 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call 1/2 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call 3/4 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call all of the blacks on the moon? PROBLEM SOLVED!
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