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Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
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When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!" When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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What do tigers wear in bed? Stripey pyjamas.
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How can you tell when a skunk is angry? It raises a stink.
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When should you feel sorry for a skunk? When its spray pump is out of order!.
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What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast? How slime flies.
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What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas? A red jellyfish.
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Where do sharks come from? Sharkago.
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Your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.
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