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Why was the math textbook so sad? He had a lot of problems!
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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they run, shoot and steal.
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Q: Why haven't they sent any women to the moon? A: Because it doesn't need cleaning yet.
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What do you call a nigger with a peg leg? Shit on a stick!
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I still don't understand why smoking weed makes you a criminal... When I smoke it the only thing I a threat to is cake.
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Ted said to his friend, 'can you lend me $10?' 'But I only have $8,' his friend replied. That's OK, you can always owe me the other $2!
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The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we're going to be three in this house instead of two." Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes. He was glowing of happiness and kissing his wife when she said, "I'm glad that you feel this way since tomorrow morning, my mother moves in with us."
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It is genetically pre-recorded in men’s brain to look for a women, which is alike his mother – said Mr. John to the judge at the court, where he was being blamed for raping his sister.
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Q: What's the difference between a divorce and a circumcision? A: In a divorce, you get rid of the whole schmuck.
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Q: Why do Retirees smile all the time? A: Because they can't hear a word you're saying!
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