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Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
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Did you hear about the drunk who thought Alcoholics Anonymous meant drinking under an assumed name?
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Yo momma so poor... She waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.
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The banker fell overboard from a friend's sailboat. The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up, not knowing if the banker could swim, and shouted, "Can you float alone?" "Obviously," the banker replied, "but this is a heck of a time to talk business."
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It’s not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn’t have the balls to do it.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
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Q:How do sport players stay cool in game? A:They stay in front of some fans!
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World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order. Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
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Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
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How do you confuse a blonde? You don’t, they’re born that way!
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