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What did the computer do at lunchtime? Had a byte!
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has 49.76 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: IT
Grandmother is so stupid, she’s gone on the pill because she doesn’t want any more grandchildren.
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has 49.76 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: sex
Why can't single women fart? They don't get an asshole till they get married.
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has 49.76 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: fat, marriage, men, women
Install the Blue Screen of Death screen-saver on someone's computer.
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has 49.76 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: April fools, computer, IT
A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her. She screams, "Nein!, Nein" So two guys walk away.
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has 49.74 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, ethnic, sex, stupid
Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
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has 49.74 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, geek, Halloween, IT, programmer
What do you get when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Dough Nuts!
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has 49.74 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Little Johnny was a chemist. Little Johnny is no more. What he thought was H2O was H2SO4.
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has 49.72 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, death, little Johnny, stupid
A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? "The cop!"
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has 49.69 % from 514 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, cop, racist
What is something nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.
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has 49.69 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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