Why are black people good at basketball? Because they run, shoot and steal.
A nun with big boobs boarded a bus and sat near a dude. The dude kept looking at the nun's boobs. The nun realized this. She held her rosary and asked, "Are you looking at Jesus on the cross?" The man said "No, I'm looking at the 2 thieves beside him."
Q: What do you call 50 blacks at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start.
Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs. Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? A: 45 minutes.
What is a buttress? A female goat.
Crude & Rude Dude A man's driving happily along in his car when he's pulled over by the police. The policeman approaches him and asks "Have you been drinking Sir?" "Why?" asks the man, "have I got a fat chick in my car?"
What do you get from a cow on the North Pole? Cold cream.
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can rent it for a couple of hours.
Q: What bounces and makes kids cry? A: My donation cheque to Children in Need.
What do you get from a cowmedian? Cream of Wit.