Teacher: "Name five things that contain milk." Pupil: "Butter, cheese, ice cream … and two cows."
Stupid? He wanted to be a farmer. So he studied pharmacy.
Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
Chuck Norris has no need to walk. The universe simply moves around him.
If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
What do tigers wear in bed? Stripey pyjamas.
Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? When you take sausage out of the fridge it doesn't fart.
It's 4:04. Do you know where your auditor is?