What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown?
Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin.
What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?
A dandy lion.
What do tigers wear in bed?
Stripey pyjamas.
How can you tell when a skunk is angry?
It raises a stink.
When should you feel sorry for a skunk?
When its spray pump is out of order!.
What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?
How slime flies.
What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?
A red jellyfish.
Your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.
When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
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