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What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown? Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin.
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What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane? A dandy lion.
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What do tigers wear in bed? Stripey pyjamas.
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How can you tell when a skunk is angry? It raises a stink.
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When should you feel sorry for a skunk? When its spray pump is out of order!.
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What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast? How slime flies.
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What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas? A red jellyfish.
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Where do sharks come from? Sharkago.
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Your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.
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When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
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