Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
Did you hear about the drunk who thought Alcoholics Anonymous meant drinking under an assumed name?
Yo momma so poor... She waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.
The banker fell overboard from a friend's sailboat. The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up, not knowing if the banker could swim, and shouted, "Can you float alone?" "Obviously," the banker replied, "but this is a heck of a time to talk business."
It’s not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn’t have the balls to do it.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
Q:How do sport players stay cool in game? A:They stay in front of some fans!
World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order. Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
How do you confuse a blonde? You don’t, they’re born that way!