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Teacher: "Name five things that contain milk." Pupil: "Butter, cheese, ice cream … and two cows."
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Stupid? He wanted to be a farmer. So he studied pharmacy.
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Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
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Chuck Norris has no need to walk. The universe simply moves around him.
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If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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What do tigers wear in bed? Stripey pyjamas.
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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
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What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? When you take sausage out of the fridge it doesn't fart.
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It's 4:04. Do you know where your auditor is?
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