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The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
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What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? When you take sausage out of the fridge it doesn't fart.
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An asp in the grass is a snake, but a grasp in the ass is a goose.
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What do tigers wear in bed? Stripey pyjamas.
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Chuck Norris jumped off a building once. The ground didn't make it.
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What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast? How slime flies.
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Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!
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Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
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What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown? Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin.
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Q: What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies? A: A rotisserie chicken.
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