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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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Q: How does a blonde order a root beer? A: Extra large, hold the roots.
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What do tigers wear in bed? Stripey pyjamas.
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What is the fiercest flower in the garden? The tiger lily.
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Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
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Q: What’s the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress? A: No fee–If No Recovery!
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she rubs her legs together, I smell bacon.
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What happens when a cow stops shaving? It grows a Moostache.
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First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts? Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.
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A blind man walks into a bar, grabs his dog by its hind legs, and swung him around in a circle. The bartender says, "Hey buddy, what are you doing?" And the blind man says, "Don't mind me, I'm just looking around."
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