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Yo mama so fat all the McDonald's food are gone.
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Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
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Q: How did the medical community come up with the term "PMS"? A: "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
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Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris. It's now known as the moon
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Q: What is it called when a black women is in labour? A: Constipation
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What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown? Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50? Your Honour.
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What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane? A dandy lion.
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Teacher: "Name five things that contain milk." Pupil: "Butter, cheese, ice cream … and two cows."
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Stupid? He wanted to be a farmer. So he studied pharmacy.
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