Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
Q: How does a blonde order a root beer? A: Extra large, hold the roots.
What do tigers wear in bed? Stripey pyjamas.
What is the fiercest flower in the garden? The tiger lily.
Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
Q: What’s the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress? A: No fee–If No Recovery!
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she rubs her legs together, I smell bacon.
What happens when a cow stops shaving? It grows a Moostache.
First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts? Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.
A blind man walks into a bar, grabs his dog by its hind legs, and swung him around in a circle. The bartender says, "Hey buddy, what are you doing?" And the blind man says, "Don't mind me, I'm just looking around."