Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.
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The pregnancy report of Santu’s wife came.
Doctor said, "Oh, nothing to get excited, it was just the gas problem."
Santu looks up at the sky towards the God and says, "Lord, What have you given me, a penis or an Air Pump."
Q: What do u call an Asian grocery store?
A: A pound
One of my friends returned from Afghanistan and I asked him if he is going to the party tomorrow.
He said he can't walk.
Chuck Norris can make his own reflection vomit with fear.
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Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
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What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?
A hole-y Cow.
Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat?
To the calf-ateria.
Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
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When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
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