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Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
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has 49.51 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
What do you call it when someone farts in a Gay Bar? Mating call
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has 49.46 % from 199 votes. More jokes about: fart, gay
A teacher was giving a lesson and was telling the pupils that we came from Adam and Eve. A hand went up and the kid said, "But my dad told me that we come from apes, Miss?" Miss replied, "Stay out of this one, Leroy!"
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has 49.42 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: animal, racist, teacher
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob.
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has 49.42 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
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has 49.41 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, stupid
Knock Knock Whose there? 9/11 9/11 who? I thought you said you would never forget.
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has 49.41 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to. He knows CPR.
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has 49.41 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Why did the black guy cross the road? Who the fuck cares, why is he out of the cotton field?
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has 49.40 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: black people
Boy while kissing his girlfriend: "Thank u baby... For give me your chewing gum.." Girl says, "This is not chewing gum my love. I’m suffering from cough!"
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has 49.37 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, love
Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
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