Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids. These kids are now known as the power rangers.
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
Growing up, Samuel L. Jackson didn't have a mother and a father. He had a mother and a motherf*cker.
What do you call a smart blonde? There is only two simple little words to describe this joke and that is: A miracle
Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
Why did the blonde tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.
Patrick left the pub after having too much to drink. He was taking the underground home. As he started to get on the escalator, he read the sign: ‘Dogs must be carried on the escalator.’ He shouted, ‘Now where I am to find a dog after midnight?’
Yo Mommas SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID "WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVING"!
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.