Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
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Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat?
To the calf-ateria.
Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
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Q: What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
A: Cold cream!
Yo mama is so fat Dorra the explorer couldn't explore any more!
What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?
Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.
First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?
Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.
Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world...
Including himself.
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Did you hear about the man with five keen senses?
He still lacked common and horse!
The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
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