The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
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Q: What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
A: Cold cream!
Yo mama is so fat Dorra the explorer couldn't explore any more!
Q: How do you recycle a condom?
A: Turn it inside out and shake the f**k out of it.
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Doctor (to an absent-minded patient): "What is wrong with you?"
Patient: "I am losing my memory. Please prescribe some medicine."
Doctor (Handing him the prescription after a while): "Here, Take this."
Patient: "Why are you giving me this prescription? I am perfectly all right."
Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
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What did the tampon say to the other tampon in school?
I'll see you next period.
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What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?
Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.
First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?
Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.
Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world...
Including himself.
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