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Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
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Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
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Chuck Norris can actually describe the taste of purified water.
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Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
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How do you get a nigga out of a tree? Cut the rope.
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has 49.50 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: What do you call 50 blacks at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start.
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has 49.48 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: black people
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob.
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has 49.42 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: dirty
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
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has 49.41 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, stupid
Q: What's worse than ants in your pants? A: Uncle.
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