Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
What do you call it when someone farts in a Gay Bar? Mating call
A teacher was giving a lesson and was telling the pupils that we came from Adam and Eve. A hand went up and the kid said, "But my dad told me that we come from apes, Miss?" Miss replied, "Stay out of this one, Leroy!"
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob.
Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
Knock Knock Whose there? 9/11 9/11 who? I thought you said you would never forget.
Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to. He knows CPR.
Why did the black guy cross the road? Who the fuck cares, why is he out of the cotton field?
Boy while kissing his girlfriend: "Thank u baby... For give me your chewing gum.." Girl says, "This is not chewing gum my love. I’m suffering from cough!"
Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.