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Question: How is a woman like a laxative? Answer: They both irritate the shit out of you.
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What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt? Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.
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Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
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Do you know Chuck Norris? Yes? Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
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A father and his son, Bobby, arrive at the local Rugby match and Dad can't find the tickets. Dad: "Nip home and see if I left the tickets there." Bobby: "No probs, Dad." Half an hour later Bobby returns to his dad who is patiently waiting outside the stadium. Bobby: "Yep, they're on the kitchen table where you left them."
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Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
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First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros? Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.
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When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.
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Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is gmail@chucknorris.com
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