Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
Q: What does a plumber need to know about his job? A: Sh*t runs downhill and payday is on Friday.
Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
Chuck Norris jumped off a building once. The ground didn't make it.
What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown? Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin.
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
It's 4:04. Do you know where your auditor is?
The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.