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Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
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The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
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Q: What does a plumber need to know about his job? A: Sh*t runs downhill and payday is on Friday.
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Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
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Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
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Chuck Norris jumped off a building once. The ground didn't make it.
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What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown? Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin.
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Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
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It's 4:04. Do you know where your auditor is?
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The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
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