Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
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Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
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Chuck Norris can actually describe the taste of purified water.
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Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
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How do you get a nigga out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
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Q: What do you call 50 blacks at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start.
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What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?
Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob.
How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
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Q: What's worse than ants in your pants?
A: Uncle.