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Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
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Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat? To the calf-ateria.
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Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
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Q: What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night? A: Cold cream!
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Yo mama is so fat Dorra the explorer couldn't explore any more!
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What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt? Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.
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First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros? Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.
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Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world... Including himself.
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Did you hear about the man with five keen senses? He still lacked common and horse!
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The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
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