Joke #9437

What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris? His foot.
Vote:
has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
Vote:
has 71.52 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia? 2 months... How does he get there? He walks.
Vote:
has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, travel
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Vote:
has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
Vote:
has 84.77 % from 1516 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
Vote:
has 67.81 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
Vote:
has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Vote:
has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris discovered America.
Vote:
has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Vote:
has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris. Remember Atlantis?
Vote:
has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris