What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris? His foot.
Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia? 2 months... How does he get there? He walks.
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Chuck Norris discovered America.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.