What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris? His foot.
While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car... The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.