What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris?
His foot.
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CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
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The world ends on December 21st, 2012.
Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra ....
After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra
Eventually died
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The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
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If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception.
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Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
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Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever?
A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
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