What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris?
His foot.
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Big mistake.
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Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
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He walks through them
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At Night.
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Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
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