What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris?
His foot.
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ChuckNorris.com.
Don't go there.
It's like the United States of Chuck Norris...
No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
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Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
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When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us.
The only difference is, then he kills people.
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Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
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