What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris?
His foot.
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They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
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Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
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The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
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30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard...
They were never seen again.
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Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
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The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
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Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics.
In the same event. From home.
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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over."
Those children were the dinosaurs.
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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer.
He gave the world Stonehenge.
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The First Law of Thermodynamics states:
Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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