Q: What do you get when you mix chocolate and Viagra?
A: Oooh - Henry!
A nigger was walking in the jungle when he saw a sexy woman that was fighting for her life with a giant snake.
The Nigger quickly jumps and kills the snake.
The woman says to him:
You saved me!
I am I magic fairy and I can grand you any wish.
I would like you to make me white and put me between your legs.
Then, the fairy made him into cotton wall tampon...
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What is difference between woman and condom?
None :-)
Both of them spend more time in your wallet...than on your d*ck !
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?
A: Because you can see right through them!
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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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God said let there be light.
Chuck Norris said say please.
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Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
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Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!
Amazing unbelievable facts
1. Isaac Newton was alive before he died
2. It takes 60 seconds to make a minute
3. Albert Einstein was born on his birthday
4. Morgan Freeman is called Morgan Freeman because his first name is Morgan and last name is Freeman
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep.
Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
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