There was a burning building with a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde at the top.
The firemen are yelling to the redhead to jump into a blanket and she jumps off the building and right as she was about to safely hit the blanket they moved it and she dies.
They yell to the brunette to jump but she says,"No I saw what you did to the redhead"!
They shout we don't like redheads!
So the brunette jumps and sure enough they move the blanket and she dies.
Then they shout to the blonde to jump off into the blanket.
But the blonde says,"no I saw what you did to them"!
They shout we don't like them! The blonde then says, "I don't trust you guys, put the blanket on the ground and step back!"
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards?
A: She wanted to gain weight!
Q: What do you get when you mix chocolate and Viagra?
A: Oooh - Henry!
If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
What is difference between woman and condom?
None :-)
Both of them spend more time in your wallet...than on your d*ck !
A nigger was walking in the jungle when he saw a sexy woman that was fighting for her life with a giant snake.
The Nigger quickly jumps and kills the snake.
The woman says to him:
You saved me!
I am I magic fairy and I can grand you any wish.
I would like you to make me white and put me between your legs.
Then, the fairy made him into cotton wall tampon...
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Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?
A: Because you can see right through them!
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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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God said let there be light.
Chuck Norris said say please.
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