When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
Q:What's the hardest thing about learning to play tennis? A:Telling your parents that your gay!
How do you make a baby drink? Stick it in the blender.
Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
Why was the cannibal fined by the judge? He was caught poaching.
I have a green nose, three red mouths, and four purple ears. What am I? Ugly!
The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
Prostitute 1: Tonight's my night I can smell c**k in the air. Prostitute 2: Oh, sorry. I burped.
Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.