Charlie Sheen winning?
Chuck Norris says "I think not."
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people.
He walks through them
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It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
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Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
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Suicide committed Chuck Norris.
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John: How old are you?
Peter: Hmmm..I'm 7
John: You know what, when I was your age, I was also 7.
A woman went shopping.
She walks to checkout counter and then the salesman packs all her groceries: milk, cheese, orange juice, half of bread, bar of soap, toothpaste...
All of a sudden the salesman asks her:
"You're single, aren't you?"
A bit surprised woman smiles and answers:
"That's right, but how did you guessed that?"
"Because you're so ugly."
Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
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When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat.
His body cries.
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More than anything, Bob wanted to be a cowpoke.
Taking pity on him, a rancher decided to hire the lad and give him a chance.
"This," he said, showing him a rope, "is a lariat. We use it to catch cows."
"I see," said Bob, trying to seem knowledgeable as he examined the lariat. "And what do you use for bait?"