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Charlie Sheen winning? Chuck Norris says "I think not."
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them
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It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
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Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
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Suicide committed Chuck Norris.
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John: How old are you? Peter: Hmmm..I'm 7 John: You know what, when I was your age, I was also 7.
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A woman went shopping. She walks to checkout counter and then the salesman packs all her groceries: milk, cheese, orange juice, half of bread, bar of soap, toothpaste... All of a sudden the salesman asks her: "You're single, aren't you?" A bit surprised woman smiles and answers: "That's right, but how did you guessed that?" "Because you're so ugly."
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Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
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When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat. His body cries.
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More than anything, Bob wanted to be a cowpoke. Taking pity on him, a rancher decided to hire the lad and give him a chance. "This," he said, showing him a rope, "is a lariat. We use it to catch cows." "I see," said Bob, trying to seem knowledgeable as he examined the lariat. "And what do you use for bait?"
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