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When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
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Q:What's the hardest thing about learning to play tennis? A:Telling your parents that your gay!
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How do you make a baby drink? Stick it in the blender.
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Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
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In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
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Why was the cannibal fined by the judge? He was caught poaching.
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I have a green nose, three red mouths, and four purple ears. What am I? Ugly!
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The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
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Prostitute 1: Tonight's my night I can smell c**k in the air. Prostitute 2: Oh, sorry. I burped.
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Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
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