Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib? A: A snowmobile!
Q: What do blondes eat to increase their breast size? A: Silicone chips.
What did the big angel say to the little angel on Christmas Eve? Answer: "Halo there!"
Yo mama so fat that she is called America.
Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives? A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".
Yo mama is so fat they thought her butt was a new planet.
In the beginning, God created light because Chuck allowed him to.
A large construction company sent a party in charge of finding workers all over the world in the very rural areas. They sucessfully obtained a dozen men and decided to fly them back to the construction site immidately. The men were very excited and could only speak of doin the job. Suddenly the piolot flying the plane encountered some difficulties and very safely landed the plane in the desert. Unknowingly to the men they thought they reached on the site, so they opened the door and all they could see was sand all around. Then one of the men shouted out in fear, "Let`s get the f**k out of here before the cement comes."
The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.