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Chuck Norris doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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Yo mama is so skinny that she eats a nut and thoughts that she’s pregnant...
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Did you hear about the midget that went into the whorehouse? He got a twat in the face.
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Your mamma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!
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Q:Why did the woman cross the road? A I don't know, the real question is, why was she out of the kitchen?
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What’s the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal? The Panama Canal is a busy ditch.
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Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
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Yo mama is so stupid she was the reason the walking dead was made.
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Lawyer’s creed – a man is innocent until proven broke.
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