Chuck Norris doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
Yo mama is so skinny that she eats a nut and thoughts that she’s pregnant...
Did you hear about the midget that went into the whorehouse? He got a twat in the face.
Your mamma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!
Q:Why did the woman cross the road? A I don't know, the real question is, why was she out of the kitchen?
What’s the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal? The Panama Canal is a busy ditch.
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama is so stupid she was the reason the walking dead was made.
Lawyer’s creed – a man is innocent until proven broke.