Q:Why did the cow cross the road?
A:To go to the moo-vies.
Q: How do you piss off a white person?
A: Call him a racist.
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Why is life like a box of fruit?
Because when they go bad, they go black!
‘I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.’
Steve Martin
Q: What's the only thing faster than a black man running away with your TV?
A: His son running away with your VCR.
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Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach?
No, you should do it on a computer.
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Are you a mum?
I am not a dad!
Maybe you could help me with that!
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up?
Because I'd gladly put my meat inside you.
There is no such things as a tornado.
Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
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Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.
Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.
Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.
Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.
Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "rings":
* The Engagement Ring
* The Wedding Ring
* The Suffe-Ring
* The Endu-Ring