Two firemen are butt fucking in a smoked filled room.
The fire chief walks in and says "what are you doing?"
Give this man mouth to mouth then one of the firemen says:
"I did how do you think all this shit got started..."
Q:Why did the cow cross the road?
A:To go to the moo-vies.
Q: How do you piss off a white person?
A: Call him a racist.
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Why is life like a box of fruit?
Because when they go bad, they go black!
‘I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.’
Steve Martin
Q: What's the only thing faster than a black man running away with your TV?
A: His son running away with your VCR.
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Are you a mum?
I am not a dad!
Maybe you could help me with that!
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up?
Because I'd gladly put my meat inside you.
There is no such things as a tornado.
Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
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Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach?
No, you should do it on a computer.
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