Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
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Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank.
The iceberg was just a cover-up.
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The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
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Two halves make a whole.
Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people.
They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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Chuck Norris bunked school one day.
Till today that day is known as Sunday.
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