Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
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Chuck Norris never bathes.
Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
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Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
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The earth doesn't revolve around the sun.
It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
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Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same.
Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
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In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague.
The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
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Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
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Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
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