Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
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Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen.
Twice.
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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
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Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood.
But not the wheels.
That's just wrong.
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When Chuck Norris went to the beach, he gave the ocean a bath.
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Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
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In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep.
Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
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Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
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Guns can kill, Chuck Norris does!
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If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win.
But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
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