Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
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Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
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A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
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Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
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Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
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Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
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Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
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Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch...
Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
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Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
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Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
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