Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
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Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
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All men are created equal.
Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow?
You just don't follow him that close!
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In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
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When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
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Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
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