Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
Chuck Norris can stare you to death while looking the other direction!
Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
The Yeti can't be found because it Chuck Norris made sure no one ever finds it.
Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
Chuck Norris doesn't wear flowers in his hair when he goes to San Francisco, he wears poison ivy.
If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank. By phone.
Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.