Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
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He elects!
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Lectures listen to Chuck Norris.
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Until it met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean.
The tsunamis were killing people.
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When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
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You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right?
Well he's currently making his third attempt.
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