Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
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Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Chuck Norris never felt fear, and he never will.
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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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Chuck Norris can hear pictures.
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Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
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If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
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