Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an Ipod, he has an Ifist.
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A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
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Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
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Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
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Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons.
None of it is his own.
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Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
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