Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
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In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
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Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
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If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
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When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
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It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
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In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
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If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris...
Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
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Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance.
He breaks dance
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Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
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