Joke #8582

Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
Vote: has 64.78 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
Vote: has 73.89 % from 20 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
Vote: has 61.28 % from 16 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
Vote: has 64.78 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
Vote: has 79.57 % from 19 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Nobody would survive anyway.
Vote: has 57.36 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, health, political
The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
Vote: has 68.45 % from 16 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
Vote: has 69.85 % from 55 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
Vote: has 46.54 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed. She is now known as Britney Spears.
Vote: has 63.17 % from 17 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, fat
When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
Vote: has 64.78 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris