Why was the cannibal fined by the judge? He was caught poaching.
In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
I have a green nose, three red mouths, and four purple ears. What am I? Ugly!
If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
Prostitute 1: Tonight's my night I can smell c**k in the air. Prostitute 2: Oh, sorry. I burped.
Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
The more self-killers, the fewer self-killers.
If kim kardashian was a donut wat kind would she be? Chocolate filled.
How do you f*ck a fat chick? Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.
My eyelids are so sexy, I can't keep my eyes off them.