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Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
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When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
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Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
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A man started to town with a fox, a goose, and a sack of corn. He came to a stream which he had to cross in a tiny boat. He could only take one across at a time. He could not leave the fox alone with the goose or the goose alone with the corn. How did he get them all safely over the stream? He took the goose over first and came back. Then he took the fox across and brought the goose back. Next he took the corn over. He came back alone and took the goose.
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Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
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Q: Who was the best business woman in the Bible? A: Pharoah's daughter – she drew a profit from the rush at the bank.
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has 49.00 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: bible, business, money, women
A Jewish boy asked his father "Father, can you lend me 50 dollars?" The father replied, "40 dollars, What do you need 30 dollars for?"
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has 48.99 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: communication, jewish, mean, money, racist
Q: What do u call an Asian grocery store? A: A pound
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has 48.99 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
Hitler got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill.
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has 48.98 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, money
Q: Why cant stevie wonder read? A: Cuz hes black
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has 48.96 % from 130 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity
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