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Why was the cannibal fined by the judge? He was caught poaching.
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In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
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I have a green nose, three red mouths, and four purple ears. What am I? Ugly!
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If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
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Prostitute 1: Tonight's my night I can smell c**k in the air. Prostitute 2: Oh, sorry. I burped.
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Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
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The more self-killers, the fewer self-killers.
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If kim kardashian was a donut wat kind would she be? Chocolate filled.
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How do you f*ck a fat chick? Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.
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My eyelids are so sexy, I can't keep my eyes off them.
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