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A Klondike bar would do anything for a Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap. When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos. Words simply stutter in his presence.
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Charlie Sheen winning? Chuck Norris says "I think not."
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them
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Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
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Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
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Suicide committed Chuck Norris.
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John: How old are you? Peter: Hmmm..I'm 7 John: You know what, when I was your age, I was also 7.
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More than anything, Bob wanted to be a cowpoke. Taking pity on him, a rancher decided to hire the lad and give him a chance. "This," he said, showing him a rope, "is a lariat. We use it to catch cows." "I see," said Bob, trying to seem knowledgeable as he examined the lariat. "And what do you use for bait?"
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