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Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.
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Why don’t all the managers go into holiday at once? So people can’t see that the company works without them..
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The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
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My wife constantly complains that I never listen to her… Or something like that.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: marriage
Q: How many Anglicans or Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. They always use candles.
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Q: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object? A: Chuck Norris is clapping.
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When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
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How do you make a baby drink? Stick it in the blender.
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Why was the cannibal fined by the judge? He was caught poaching.
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Prostitute 1: Tonight's my night I can smell c**k in the air. Prostitute 2: Oh, sorry. I burped.
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