If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards?
A: She wanted to gain weight!
Why did the black guy cross the road?
Who the fuck cares, why is he out of the cotton field?
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A nigger was walking in the jungle when he saw a sexy woman that was fighting for her life with a giant snake.
The Nigger quickly jumps and kills the snake.
The woman says to him:
You saved me!
I am I magic fairy and I can grand you any wish.
I would like you to make me white and put me between your legs.
Then, the fairy made him into cotton wall tampon...
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What is difference between woman and condom?
None :-)
Both of them spend more time in your wallet...than on your d*ck !
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?
A: Because you can see right through them!
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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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God said let there be light.
Chuck Norris said say please.
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Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!
Amazing unbelievable facts
1. Isaac Newton was alive before he died
2. It takes 60 seconds to make a minute
3. Albert Einstein was born on his birthday
4. Morgan Freeman is called Morgan Freeman because his first name is Morgan and last name is Freeman