In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
I have a green nose, three red mouths, and four purple ears. What am I? Ugly!
If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
Prostitute 1: Tonight's my night I can smell c**k in the air. Prostitute 2: Oh, sorry. I burped.
Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
If kim kardashian was a donut wat kind would she be? Chocolate filled.
Q: How many Anglicans or Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. They always use candles.
Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist? A: To get a root canal.
My eyelids are so sexy, I can't keep my eyes off them.