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Why was the horse all charged up? It ate some haywire!
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What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air? A seahorse.
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The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
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Q: Who is the saddest grandma in the world? A: Grandma of a vegan.
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A neutron walks into the hotel bar and asks "how much for a beer?" The bartender says, "for you? no charge."
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He: So then, what's your sign? She: Dollar.
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At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 mi/gal." Recently General Motors addressed this comment by releasing the statement: "Yes, but would you want your car to crash twice a day?"
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Jesus walks into a hotel, rings the bell, and waits for the receptionist to come out. He looks her dead in the eye, slams three nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for the night?"
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I saw some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces at the pond today.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
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