Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist?
A: To get a root canal.
Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.
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Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
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Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks.
They fold under pressure.
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When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
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You don't have to wait until midnight to see my balls drop.
Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort.
Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
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I fell in love with my wife at second sight.
The first time I didn’t know she had money.
Q: What's the difference between your wife and your job?
A: After 10 years the job still sucks.
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Boy while kissing his girlfriend: "Thank u baby... For give me your chewing gum.."
Girl says, "This is not chewing gum my love. I’m suffering from cough!"
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