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How does herpes leave the hospital? On crotches.
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UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
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Q: What is height of Stupidity? A: A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
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Q. Why did Mrs. Smokey the Bear divorce Smokey the Bear? A. Because every time she got hot, he d beat her with a shovel!
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Where did the bull carry his stock-market report? In his beef case.
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How can you tell if a porno was made in the 70's? The guys' schlongs have sideburns!
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Q: Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game? A: There was a face-off in the corner.
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What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day? After a week he was spotless.
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Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.
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Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
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