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A woman went shopping. She walks to checkout counter and then the salesman packs all her groceries: milk, cheese, orange juice, half of bread, bar of soap, toothpaste... All of a sudden the salesman asks her: "You're single, aren't you?" A bit surprised woman smiles and answers: "That's right, but how did you guessed that?" "Because you're so ugly."
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Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Yo mama so fat, when your dad tried eating your mom's pussy his head stuck in.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, Yo mama
A large construction company sent a party in charge of finding workers all over the world in the very rural areas. They sucessfully obtained a dozen men and decided to fly them back to the construction site immidately. The men were very excited and could only speak of doin the job. Suddenly the piolot flying the plane encountered some difficulties and very safely landed the plane in the desert. Unknowingly to the men they thought they reached on the site, so they opened the door and all they could see was sand all around. Then one of the men shouted out in fear, "Let`s get the f**k out of here before the cement comes."
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: airplane, life, travel, work
Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
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Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance. He breaks dance
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When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat. His body cries.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
More than anything, Bob wanted to be a cowpoke. Taking pity on him, a rancher decided to hire the lad and give him a chance. "This," he said, showing him a rope, "is a lariat. We use it to catch cows." "I see," said Bob, trying to seem knowledgeable as he examined the lariat. "And what do you use for bait?"
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After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
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The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
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