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Q: What do you call the sweat on your balls after having sex with your cousin? A: Relative humidity.
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has 48.69 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, sex
My friend's dad went to Hungary. I asked her, "Was your dad hungry in Hungary?"
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has 48.69 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: communication, dad, food, geography, travel
Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
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has 48.69 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
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has 48.69 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
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has 48.69 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
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has 48.67 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, "Now how can I tell my wife that I've got really smelly feet and that my socks absolutely stink? I've managed to keep it from her while we were dating, but she's bound to find out sooner or later that my feet stink. Now how do I tell her?" Meanwhile, the wife was sitting in the bed saying to herself, "Now how do I tell my husband that I've got really bad breath? I've been very lucky to keep it from him while we were courting, but as soon as he's lived with me for a week, he's bound to find out. Now how do I tell him gently?" The husband finally plucks up enough courage to tell his wife and so he walks into the bedroom. He walks over to the bed, climbs over to his wife, puts his arm around her neck, moves his face very close to hers and says, "Darling, I've a confession to make." And she says, "So have I, honey." To which he replies, "Don't tell me, you've eaten my socks."
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has 48.67 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: couple, dating, holiday, marriage, wife
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? A: Full.
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has 48.67 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: sex
A man was fishing in the jungle. After a while another angler came to join him. "Have you had any bites?" asked the second man. "Yes, lots," replied the first one, "but they were all mosquitoes."
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has 48.65 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: life
How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
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has 48.65 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
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