How fast can a women drive? 68 mph. If she hits 69, she flips over and blows a rod.
What are the similarities between a new wife and a tornado, there's a lot of suckin and blowin and then u lose ur house.
A worm gets out from cherry compote and, after he stretches a little, says satisfied: I love sauna!
My wife came in complaining about me never lifting a finger in the house. So I did - the middle one.
Why don’t all the managers go into holiday at once? So people can’t see that the company works without them..
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled and said, “It really works!”
A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!
What do you call kinky sex with chocolate? S&M&M.
Q: How do you start a black parade? A: Roll a 40 down the street.
What do you call it when someone farts in a Gay Bar? Mating call