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Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?
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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side…
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Q: What did the blonde say when she was offered a position at the UN? A: Would that be a "missionary position?"
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Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
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Q: What did the dentist say to the computer? A: This won't hurt a byte
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Yo mama is so ugly when she went to the thirteenth floor they got scared of her.
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What do you call a computer that takes 15 minutes to start, freezes if you try to do more than one thing at a time, crashes regularly and causes you to swear under your breath throughout the day? Cutting edge.
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What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand? Cows-mopolitan!
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If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it naked or homeless?
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‘Money can’t buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.’ Spike Milligan
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