Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
What's white and bobs up and down in a baby's crib ? A Pedophiles ass.
A husband and wife are eating soup. The wife spills soup all over her and says: "Oh no, I look like a pig" "Yes and you also have soup all over you!"
Q: What do you call the sweat on your balls after having sex with your cousin? A: Relative humidity.
What do you call a cow on a trampoline? A milkshake.
Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
What do you call a black woman who got an abortion? A member of crimestoppers of america.
When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
Two rabbis prepare to wash the cadaver of a recently deceased before burying him, according to a Jewish tradition. The deceased possessed a tremendous sexual organ. Aaron, you see what I am seeing? Yes Jacob, I see it... it is as mine. That long? No, that dead.