People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can eat food while his mouth is closed.
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Yo mama so stupid... she died of starvation in a grocery store.
Q: What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?
A: He braces himself.
The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
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What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?
Elkaseltzer.
Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
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Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?
He was caught poaching.
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Q: What is it called when a soldier slips into a fox hole?
A: Bestiality
We have so many nationalities.
It's gotten to the point now that you can go into any fast food place, and you can find out what kind of neighborhood you're in just by the ethnic group that works there.
It's like, if Chinese people work there, you're in a Chinese neighborhood; if black people work there, you're in a black neighborhood; if white people work there, then you're in Utah.