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Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
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What's white and bobs up and down in a baby's crib ? A Pedophiles ass.
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has 48.69 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: black humor
A husband and wife are eating soup. The wife spills soup all over her and says: "Oh no, I look like a pig" "Yes and you also have soup all over you!"
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Q: What do you call the sweat on your balls after having sex with your cousin? A: Relative humidity.
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What do you call a cow on a trampoline? A milkshake.
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Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
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Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
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What do you call a black woman who got an abortion? A member of crimestoppers of america.
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When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
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Two rabbis prepare to wash the cadaver of a recently deceased before burying him, according to a Jewish tradition. The deceased possessed a tremendous sexual organ. Aaron, you see what I am seeing? Yes Jacob, I see it... it is as mine. That long? No, that dead.
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