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Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck? A: A good days hunting.
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has 48.69 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, racist
A blond a, a brunette and a redhead were at the top of a cliff looking down at the beach. Suddenly a genie appears to them and says "I will grant you each one wish if you'll jump off the side of this cliff." So the redhead jumps off and shouts "Seagull" and turns into a seagull and flies away. Then the brunette jumps off and shouts "Whale" and turns into a whale, falls into the sea and swims away. Finally the blond runs towards the cliff edge, but trips at the last second, as as she falls she shouts out "Shit"
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has 48.69 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, genie, ginger
How did they know that the driver had dandruff? They found his head and shoulders in the glove box.
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has 48.69 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
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has 48.69 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
What's white and bobs up and down in a baby's crib ? A Pedophiles ass.
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has 48.69 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: black humor
A husband and wife are eating soup. The wife spills soup all over her and says: "Oh no, I look like a pig" "Yes and you also have soup all over you!"
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has 48.69 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, husband, marriage, wife
Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
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has 48.69 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
Q: What do you call the sweat on your balls after having sex with your cousin? A: Relative humidity.
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has 48.69 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, sex
Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
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has 48.69 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
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has 48.69 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, travel
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