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Two rabbis prepare to wash the cadaver of a recently deceased before burying him, according to a Jewish tradition. The deceased possessed a tremendous sexual organ. Aaron, you see what I am seeing? Yes Jacob, I see it... it is as mine. That long? No, that dead.
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has 48.68 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: death, jewish, sex
‘I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.’ Steve Martin
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has 48.67 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: sex
The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
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has 48.67 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Q: What's the difference between your wife and your job? A: After 10 years the job still sucks.
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has 48.67 % from 280 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, time, wife, work
A man was fishing in the jungle. After a while another angler came to join him. "Have you had any bites?" asked the second man. "Yes, lots," replied the first one, "but they were all mosquitoes."
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has 48.65 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: life
How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
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has 48.65 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: Because you can see right through them!
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has 48.65 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
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has 48.65 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag. Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
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has 48.65 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school, teacher
What do you call 35,000 men with their hands up? "Iraqi Army."
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has 48.59 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: military
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