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Q: What do Barbie and Paris Hilton have in common? A: Both are blonde, brainless and made out of plastic.
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Cannibal Son: Mom, I don't like my brother anymore. Cannibal Mother: You shut up and eat!
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What does a cannibal eat with cheese? Pickled organs.
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Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales? He wanted to see how much the milky weighed.
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The manager of the liquor store gets a phone call at 8 pm. "At what time do you open tomorrow?" asked the caller. "At nine," he answered. The phone rings at midnight "What time do you open ... in the morning?" "At nine". The phone rings at 4 in the morning "Whatt tim do ya openn in the mornin?" "I told you before at nine". "Imm just inn aa hury cause i got locked in tha stor las nite."
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Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? It has 4 rabbits feet.
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Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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A girl visited her boyfriend, which was still living with his mother, at his house. His mother had Puritan principals. The mother, as long as the girl was there, didn’t even try to hide her dislike feelings for his son’s choice. "Mom, can I escort Helen?" The girl, waiting to hear a cold hearted "no", she surprised hears: "Sure... You can! Escort her... to the corner with your eyes!"
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What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way? He whale-d.
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