Two rabbis prepare to wash the cadaver of a recently deceased before burying him, according to a Jewish tradition. The deceased possessed a tremendous sexual organ. Aaron, you see what I am seeing? Yes Jacob, I see it... it is as mine. That long? No, that dead.
‘I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.’ Steve Martin
The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
Q: What's the difference between your wife and your job? A: After 10 years the job still sucks.
A man was fishing in the jungle. After a while another angler came to join him. "Have you had any bites?" asked the second man. "Yes, lots," replied the first one, "but they were all mosquitoes."
How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: Because you can see right through them!
Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag. Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
What do you call 35,000 men with their hands up? "Iraqi Army."