Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.
Q: Why did the elephant paint himself diffrent colours? A: So he could hide in the crayon box!
Yo momma’s so ugly, if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away.
You said it was a great horse and it is. It took twenty other horses to beat him!
Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
A neutron walks into the hotel bar and asks "how much for a beer?" The bartender says, "for you? no charge."
Wagner is really Chuck Norris!
Why do elephants squirt water through their noses? If they squirted it through their tails, it'd be very difficult to aim.
What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? ‘Oh look! Doughnut seeds!’