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Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.
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Q: Why did the elephant paint himself diffrent colours? A: So he could hide in the crayon box!
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Yo momma’s so ugly, if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away.
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You said it was a great horse and it is. It took twenty other horses to beat him!
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Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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A neutron walks into the hotel bar and asks "how much for a beer?" The bartender says, "for you? no charge."
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Wagner is really Chuck Norris!
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Why do elephants squirt water through their noses? If they squirted it through their tails, it'd be very difficult to aim.
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What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? ‘Oh look! Doughnut seeds!’
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