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Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
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Cannibal Son: Mom, I don't like my brother anymore. Cannibal Mother: You shut up and eat!
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Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos. Words simply stutter in his presence.
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More than anything, Bob wanted to be a cowpoke. Taking pity on him, a rancher decided to hire the lad and give him a chance. "This," he said, showing him a rope, "is a lariat. We use it to catch cows." "I see," said Bob, trying to seem knowledgeable as he examined the lariat. "And what do you use for bait?"
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Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter? It sure gave them something to chew over.
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After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
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Yo mama so fat that she is called America.
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The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
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A Klondike bar would do anything for a Chuck Norris.
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