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Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room.
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Teacher: Billy, how do you spell "Crocodile"? Billy: ‘K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' Teacher: No, that's wrong Billy: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
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Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and I asked her, "What are you doing?" and she said, "Moving".
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Q: What do you call a holy redneck with absolutely no family? A: The Sole inbred.
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Q: What is it called when a soldier slips into a fox hole? A: Bestiality
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My husband, who uses a wheelchair, showed up at his eye doctor for an appointment. The receptionist checked the schedule, then said, "The nurse will call you in a moment. Have a seat." He smiled. "Done."
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Men, don’t buy expensive ‘ribbed’ condoms; buy an ordinary one and slip in a handful of frozen peas.
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If I had my whole life to live over again, I don’t think I’d have the strength.
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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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Why don’t some teachers like to break wind in public? Because they’re private tooters.
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