Q:What's the hardest thing about learning to play tennis?
A:Telling your parents that your gay!
Q: What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
A: I want to hold your hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand.
People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can eat food while his mouth is closed.
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Yo mama so stupid... she died of starvation in a grocery store.
Q: What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?
A: He braces himself.
The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
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What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?
Elkaseltzer.
Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
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Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?
He was caught poaching.
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