Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room.
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Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
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When I was a kid, my Chuck Norris action figure broke all my other toys while I was at school.
When my mom tried to throw him away, he killed her.
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Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation.
Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
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In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
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Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
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In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
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