Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room.
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Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
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Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
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If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
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Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets.
He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
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Every time Chuck Norris farts a hurricane forms.
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Remember the Leia scene from The Last Jedi?
That wasn't the force, it was Chuck Norris resurrecting Carrie Fischer.
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Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
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Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945.
World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945.
What a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
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