Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room.
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Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
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Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
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An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil.
Chuck Norris killed that man.
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Chuck Norris dosen't get lost...
Everything around him is in the wrong place!
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Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
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Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party".
Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is a fact.
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Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
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When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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