Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room.
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Chuck Norris can skydive indoors.
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Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
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The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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Chuck Norris DNA is classified.
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Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke.
The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
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Guns can kill, Chuck Norris does!
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Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.
On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
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