Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room.
The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car he walks.
Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffee... with his breath.
Chuck Norris kills 100% of germs.
Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror. He immediately changed to the Batman
Chuck Norris doesn't have an ESC key on his computer, no one ever escapes.
Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.