Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room.
Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse. No mortal man has ever earned it.
Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light. He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk. When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.