Joke #5478

Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room.
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Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
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If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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Chuck Norris can watch music.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a wristwatch. He always knows when it's time to kick some ass.
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Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever? A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
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Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.
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Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.
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