Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room.
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Chuck Norris' name is never on the guest list - because if Chuck Norris turns up, Chuck Norris gets in.
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Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
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The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
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Chuck Norris can fold airplanes into paper.
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When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
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Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
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Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
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Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
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Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London.
Then they wrote a song about it.
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The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
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