Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room.
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Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once.
That stone is now known as The Death Star.
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Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
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Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he wanted to see if you really could kill two birds with a stone.
Let's just say that's why birds fly still south in the winter.
The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second.
It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.
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The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books.
He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
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