Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room.
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Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
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Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
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Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind.
The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
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Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
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Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.
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Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris froze hell.
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Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.
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There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people.
They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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