Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room.
Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB... Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
Chuck Norris can watch music.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a wristwatch. He always knows when it's time to kick some ass.
Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever? A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.
Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.