Joke #5478

Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room.
Vote: has 62.22 % from 20 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
Vote: has 60.56 % from 19 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse. No mortal man has ever earned it.
Vote: has 75.62 % from 33 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light. He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
Vote: has 66.46 % from 23 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk. When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
Vote: has 56.86 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
Vote: has 46.54 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, ugly, Yo mama
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Vote: has 80.20 % from 198 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
Vote: has 65.32 % from 10 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
Vote: has 65.32 % from 10 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
Vote: has 60.16 % from 12 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.
Vote: has 50.70 % from 17 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris