Joke #5478

Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room.
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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car he walks.
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Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
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The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffee... with his breath.
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Chuck Norris kills 100% of germs.
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Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror. He immediately changed to the Batman
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an ESC key on his computer, no one ever escapes.
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Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
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Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
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The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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