Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
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After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
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Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
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The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
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Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
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When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
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Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
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Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
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