Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room.
There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard. Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
Chuck Norris kills 100% of germs.
After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.