Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room.
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In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague.
The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
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Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
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Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
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If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
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Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute.
The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
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Chuck Norris commited suicide, and lived.
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Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris.
It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
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Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
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Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
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Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...
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