Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
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If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
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Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
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Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
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The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
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Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
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In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
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Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive?
A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
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