Yo' Mama is so old, she has sour cream in her boobs.
A wife to her husband: "Honey, what are you doing?" "I'm reading our marriage certificate." "What for?" "I'm looking for the expiry date..."
Your mamma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!
Yo momma's so stupid when her son said break a leg, she really did.
What do you call an abortion in Czechslovakia? A cancelled Czech!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Growing up, Samuel L. Jackson didn't have a mother and a father. He had a mother and a motherf*cker.
What do you call a smart blonde? There is only two simple little words to describe this joke and that is: A miracle
Why did the blonde tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.