Wife and husband have bought condoms with different flavours.
Darling, I will turn off the light, put one on and you guess the flavour.
As soon as he turns off the light, she takes it in the mouth and says:
Gorgonzola!
Wait, it is not on yet.
Q: What do you call a white guy with 5 black friends?
A: Coach!
How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer?
It's not there...
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Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs.
Then he climbed it up.
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Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet.
Why?
Dirt knows better.
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What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?
A runny bunny.
Q: Why did the silly kid try to feed pennies to the cat?
A: Because his mother told him to put money in the kitty.
Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
Q: How many University Graduates does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, but it may take up to seven years!
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