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Yo' Mama is so old, she has sour cream in her boobs.
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A wife to her husband: "Honey, what are you doing?" "I'm reading our marriage certificate." "What for?" "I'm looking for the expiry date..."
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Your mamma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!
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Yo momma's so stupid when her son said break a leg, she really did.
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What do you call an abortion in Czechslovakia? A cancelled Czech!
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.
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Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
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Growing up, Samuel L. Jackson didn't have a mother and a father. He had a mother and a motherf*cker.
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What do you call a smart blonde? There is only two simple little words to describe this joke and that is: A miracle
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Why did the blonde tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.
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