Why do Mexicans eat beans for dinner?
So they can take bubble baths.
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A teacher was giving a lesson and was telling the pupils that we came from Adam and Eve.
A hand went up and the kid said, "But my dad told me that we come from apes, Miss?"
Miss replied, "Stay out of this one, Leroy!"
Why is life like a box of fruit?
Because when they go bad, they go black!
Wife and husband have bought condoms with different flavours.
Darling, I will turn off the light, put one on and you guess the flavour.
As soon as he turns off the light, she takes it in the mouth and says:
Gorgonzola!
Wait, it is not on yet.
Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison?
A: "I feel like a kid again."
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Q: What do you call a white guy with 5 black friends?
A: Coach!
How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer?
It's not there...
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Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs.
Then he climbed it up.
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Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
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Q: What's the difference between a divorce and a circumcision?
A: In a divorce, you get rid of the whole schmuck.