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Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden.
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You're not alone. Sometimes, even Usain Bolt feels like he's running in circles.
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Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.
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You are so old, when you were a kid rainbows were black and white.
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Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
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What leads most people into debt? Trying to catch up with people who are already there.
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
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‘I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone.’ Steven Wright
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Yo momma’s so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn’t find the ‘11’ button in ‘9-1-1’.
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There were two blondes, and they had just came from a store. The blonde that owned the mustang had locked her keys in the car. She was trying to pick the lock when she stoped to rest for a second. When she sat down, her friend said, "Hurry up, it's starting to rain and the top's down!"
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