A man was fishing in the jungle.
After a while another angler came to join him.
"Have you had any bites?" asked the second man.
"Yes, lots," replied the first one, "but they were all mosquitoes."
How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
Q: What do you call a holy redneck with absolutely no family?
A: The Sole inbred.
Why do Mexicans eat beans for dinner?
So they can take bubble baths.
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A teacher was giving a lesson and was telling the pupils that we came from Adam and Eve.
A hand went up and the kid said, "But my dad told me that we come from apes, Miss?"
Miss replied, "Stay out of this one, Leroy!"
Why is life like a box of fruit?
Because when they go bad, they go black!
Wife and husband have bought condoms with different flavours.
Darling, I will turn off the light, put one on and you guess the flavour.
As soon as he turns off the light, she takes it in the mouth and says:
Gorgonzola!
Wait, it is not on yet.
Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison?
A: "I feel like a kid again."
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Q: What is it called when a black women is in labour?
A: Constipation
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Q: What do you call a white guy with 5 black friends?
A: Coach!