Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden.
You're not alone. Sometimes, even Usain Bolt feels like he's running in circles.
Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.
You are so old, when you were a kid rainbows were black and white.
Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
What leads most people into debt? Trying to catch up with people who are already there.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
‘I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone.’ Steven Wright
Yo momma’s so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn’t find the ‘11’ button in ‘9-1-1’.
There were two blondes, and they had just came from a store. The blonde that owned the mustang had locked her keys in the car. She was trying to pick the lock when she stoped to rest for a second. When she sat down, her friend said, "Hurry up, it's starting to rain and the top's down!"