Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?
Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines. They have footprints.
Q: How do you recycle a condom? A: Turn it inside out and shake the f**k out of it.
Doctor to patient: "Why are you nervous?" Patient: "Because this is the first item I am going to have An operation." Doctor: "But I am not nervous though this is going to be my first operation."
Why do men name their penises? Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the one who makes all their decisions.
Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
Q: What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea? A: He drowned in his own tea pe
Some people have alter egos. Chuck Norris has no such thing.
Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.