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Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, gym
Why was the math textbook so sad? He had a lot of problems!
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has 48.32 % from 550 votes. More jokes about: math
I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you are the silent type, let’s get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: health, old people
Some people have alter egos. Chuck Norris has no such thing.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Why did god make beer? So the Irish would not take over the world.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: alcohol
Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines. They have footprints.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation? Don't ride the kiddie merrygo round when you are drunk, so get off.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: alcohol
Why was the lion-tamer fined? He parked on a yellow lion.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Why do men name their penises? Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the one who makes all their decisions.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: men
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