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What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts? Shark absorbers.
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Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
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What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper? A slippery customer.
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Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines. They have footprints.
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Some people have alter egos. Chuck Norris has no such thing.
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Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
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What's the important part of a horse? The manr part.
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You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
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Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden.
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You're not alone. Sometimes, even Usain Bolt feels like he's running in circles.
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