What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts?
Shark absorbers.
Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
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What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
A slippery customer.
Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines.
They have footprints.
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Some people have alter egos.
Chuck Norris has no such thing.
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Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
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What's the important part of a horse?
The manr part.
You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
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Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?
A: The vegetable garden.
You're not alone.
Sometimes, even Usain Bolt feels like he's running in circles.