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Q: How do you wake up Lady gaga? A: Poke her face.
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At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology to the Russians. American : "In the United States, anyone can pick up any phone and dial 9-1-1. This will record the call and connect them with the police." Russian : "In Russia we don't require that you dial anything."
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The mouse and the elephant pas together over a bridge, very proud the mouse says: Do you hear how the bridge vibrates under OUR footsteps?
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Golfer: The doctor says I can't play golf. Caddy: O! So, he too has played with you?
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When you think that you are looking at Chuck Norris' picture, think again... he's looking at you.
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An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn’t happen today.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she was pulled over for drunk driving and asked to walk a line, she said, "Which one?"
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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Depends on how clumsy you are.
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A doctor is speaking to a patient after an examination, ‘There are two reasons for your poor health, it’s entirely due to drinking and smoking.’ ‘That’s a relief,’ replies the patient. ‘I thought you were going to say it was my fault.’
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Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1 F1" and nobody understood it.
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