Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew?
A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
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Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea?
He thought he was melting.
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911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
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The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
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Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
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What happens when you kiss a canary?
You get chirpes, it can't be tweeted because its a canarial disease.
The travelin' Texan picked up a sweet young thang in a bar and after several rounds, ordered the biggest steaks they had.
Later, they retired to his room, naturally the largest in the hotel.
As they undressed, he said, "I'm from Fort Worth, Texas, and we have the biggest of everything."
The girl only nodded and smiled.
As they began to make love, he exclaimed, "Golleeeee, lil' Lady! What part of Texas y'all from?"
Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek."
He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
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Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.
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