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Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, gym
Q: What is it called when a black women is in labour? A: Constipation
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has 48.35 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: black people
Why was the math textbook so sad? He had a lot of problems!
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has 48.32 % from 550 votes. More jokes about: math
Girl: Hey wanna know what gets my pussy wet? Boy: what? ;) Girl: Toilet water when I shit out a small whale.
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has 48.32 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: dirty
I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you are the silent type, let’s get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: health, old people
Why did god make beer? So the Irish would not take over the world.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: alcohol
You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation? Don't ride the kiddie merrygo round when you are drunk, so get off.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: alcohol
Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines. They have footprints.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
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