There were once 3 blondes stranded on a deserted island, and could not think of a way to get off it. One of them tripped over what happened to be a magic lamp. Dusting it off, the genie came out. "I will grant you each a wish," he said. "Why not," thought the blondes. "It's worth a try." "I want to be the world's best swimmer," one said, "so I can swim off of the island". She then jumped in to the ocean and swam away. "I want to be a bird," one said, and flew away immediately. The third and last blonde thought for a while. "I want to be a man." She was instantly transformed into a man, and she walked over the bridge to the mainland.
What do you call a cow on a trampoline? A milkshake.
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap? She chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer? A: She fell in the sink.
Did you hear about the drunk who thought Alcoholics Anonymous meant drinking under an assumed name?
They put one man on the moon. Why can’t they put them all there?
Yo momma so poor... She waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.
The banker fell overboard from a friend's sailboat. The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up, not knowing if the banker could swim, and shouted, "Can you float alone?" "Obviously," the banker replied, "but this is a heck of a time to talk business."
It’s not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn’t have the balls to do it.
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.