What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts? Shark absorbers.
Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper? A slippery customer.
Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines. They have footprints.
Some people have alter egos. Chuck Norris has no such thing.
Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
What's the important part of a horse? The manr part.
You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden.
You're not alone. Sometimes, even Usain Bolt feels like he's running in circles.