Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek."
He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
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The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
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What is a black persons's worst fear?
Child Support.
Jared: "Why are black people so good at basketball?"
Henry: "I don't know, why?"
Jared: "Because they're good at jumping, shooting, stealing, and running."
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Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.
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Black man says to siri: "Take me home"
Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."
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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs, with a ten
inch penis?
A: "Partially disabled."
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White owl: who who.
Black owl: who dat who dat.
Teacher: "If you bought 8 hotdogs,9 cheese burgers and 7 fillet o fishes and you ate 8 hotdogs 9 cheese burger and 7 fillet o fish what do you have at the end?"
Little Johnny: "A bad blatter issue."