Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon... With the Yellow version.
Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?
Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground. Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
"I'd like to seek divorce. My wife hasn't spoken with me more than half year." "Are you stupid? It's a dream of every man."
Do you know why God is called "God"? Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
Q: Why did the married man sell his complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica? A: He didn't need them any longer his damn wife knows everything.
People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea. Until it met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris did the blue whale challenge. By the 50th day, his instructor had jumped off the building.