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Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon... With the Yellow version.
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Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
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Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?
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Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground. Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
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"I'd like to seek divorce. My wife hasn't spoken with me more than half year." "Are you stupid? It's a dream of every man."
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Do you know why God is called "God"? Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
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Q: Why did the married man sell his complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica? A: He didn't need them any longer his damn wife knows everything.
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People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
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The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea. Until it met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris did the blue whale challenge. By the 50th day, his instructor had jumped off the building.
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