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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, money, Yo mama
Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
What did the mama bear say to her cub? "Don't go out in your bear feet!"
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has 48.25 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: kids
For all those men who say, “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free”. Here’s an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage…
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has 48.25 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: women
Q: What has 2 arms, 3 legs, and 4 feet? A: The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
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has 48.25 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: black humor, geography, morbid, sport
I lost my virginity to a retard last night... I wanted my first time to be special.
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has 48.20 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: sex
Fan: "I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. What's it for?¨" Athlete: "It's for telling knock knock jokes." Fan: "And what's that gold medal for?" Athlete: "For stopping."
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has 48.20 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: athlete, knock-knock
Did you hear about the mathematician with constipation ? He had to work it out with a pencil...
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has 48.20 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: math
Teacher: Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt? Father: No. Why do you ask that? Teacher: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
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has 48.18 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: dad, school, teacher
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