What's the important part of a horse? The manr part.
They put one man on the moon. Why can’t they put them all there?
Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.