A man walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar.
When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the guy started to leave.
"Excuse me", said a customer, who was puzzled over what the guy had done.
"What was that all about?"
"Nothing", said the guy, "My wife just sent me out for a jar of olives."
First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?
Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.
How can you tell when a skunk is angry?
It raises a stink.
Did you hear about the argumentative skunk?
He always liked to make a stink.
What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts?
Shark absorbers.
Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
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What's the important part of a horse?
The manr part.
You're not alone.
Sometimes, even Usain Bolt feels like he's running in circles.
Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.
Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
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