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I lost my virginity to a retard last night... I wanted my first time to be special.
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has 48.20 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: sex
Fan: "I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. What's it for?¨" Athlete: "It's for telling knock knock jokes." Fan: "And what's that gold medal for?" Athlete: "For stopping."
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has 48.20 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: athlete, knock-knock
Teacher: Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt? Father: No. Why do you ask that? Teacher: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
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has 48.18 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: dad, school, teacher
Johny went to the butchery, because he wanted to buy a little brain, so he has asked the saleswoman: "have you got a little brain?" The saleswoman has said: "yes, we have." Johny has asked her: "and is the little brain still fresh?" The saleswoman has said: "yes, yesterday he has successfully solved the crossword puzzles."
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has 48.18 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black humor, business, customer service, little Johnny
What do nostalgic gynaecologists do? Look up old friends.
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has 48.18 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: sex
- "Didn't you read Lord of the Rings in high school"? - "No, I had sex in high school."
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has 48.18 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: How many mathematicians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: On average or do you want the whole distribution?
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has 48.18 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: math
Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
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has 48.18 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Imagine, there are on the bus only 5 persons: A busman, an old woman, two younger women and one man. The old woman comes to the busman and tells him: "Dear busman, would you like to eat a few hazelnuts?" The busman says: "Yes, why not?" He takes the hazelnuts from her hand and eats them. This repeats even two times, but when the old woman offers other hazelnuts to the busman for the fourth time, the busman asks this old woman: "Madame, where do you take all these hazelnuts from? It is a real amount and I am already full." The old woman only says: "You know, dear busman, I have bought the chocolate with hazelnuts, the hazelnuts are very hard for my dental plate, so I have sucked them all out, brought it to you and you have already eaten them all."
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has 48.18 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: age, chocolate, dentist, disgusting, food
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
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has 48.18 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
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