The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea. Until it met Chuck Norris.
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A milk dud.
What do you get from a cow on the North Pole? Cold cream.
Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor? A: Laughing stock.
What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny? Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift.
Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground. Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
Do you know why God is called "God"? Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
Q: Why did the married man sell his complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica? A: He didn't need them any longer his damn wife knows everything.