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Husband: What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? Wife: Turn sideways and look in the mirror.
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Two lawyers are walking down the road when they see a beautiful woman walking towards them. ‘What a babe,’ one says. ‘I’d sure like to screw her!’ ‘Really?’ replies the other. ‘Out of what?’
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.
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Dick’s family were very poor – when the wolf came to the door, they ate it.
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Why do milking stools only have three legs? 'Cause the cow's got the udder!
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Q: What does a plumber need to know about his job? A: Sh*t runs downhill and payday is on Friday.
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A Woman asks a Waiter What is this fly doing in my Ice cream? The waiter says, "SHIVERING MADAM".
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Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
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How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus? Never enough.
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Yo momma's so stupid when her son said break a leg, she really did.
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