When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
Chuck Norris can eat food while his mouth is closed.
Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?" Chuck Norris is your daddy.
Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
Chuck Norris can win a game of 'Connect 4' in 3 turns.
Chuck Norris can fall up.
Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.