When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.
Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter.
He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face.
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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off.
It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
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Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
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Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
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If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
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