Yo' Mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.
Yo' Mama is like a virus, if she spreads, we're all screwed.
Chuck Norris can alphabetize m&m's
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The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
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Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
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The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun.
The Earth is stationary.
The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
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Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.
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Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
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