Yo' Mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.
Yo' Mama is like a virus, if she spreads, we're all screwed.
Chuck Norris can alphabetize m&m's
The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun. The Earth is stationary. The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.
Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.