Q. Why did the ant fall off the toilet seat?
A. Because he was pissed off!
There’s one good thing about life.
It’s only temporary.
Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one.
When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face.
We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
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What has four legs but can't walk?
A chair.
"I'd like to seek divorce. My wife hasn't spoken with me more than half year."
"Are you stupid? It's a dream of every man."
The mouse and the elephant pas together over a bridge, very proud the mouse says:
Do you hear how the bridge vibrates under OUR footsteps?
Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?
A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing them from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know?" whenever you ask them a question.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do cocaine.
Cocaine does Chuck Norris.
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Yo mama so fat, when your dad tried eating your mom's pussy his head stuck in.
Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.
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