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TEACHER: Why would you paint something black? STUDENT: So it runs faster.
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At a rally John McCain was asked if he wore boxers or briefs. He replied, "Depends."
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Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
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Lawyer: ‘Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?’ Client: ‘After hearing you in court, I’m beginning to think I didn’t.’
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Q: How do you wake up Lady gaga? A: Poke her face.
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At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology to the Russians. American : "In the United States, anyone can pick up any phone and dial 9-1-1. This will record the call and connect them with the police." Russian : "In Russia we don't require that you dial anything."
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The mouse and the elephant pas together over a bridge, very proud the mouse says: Do you hear how the bridge vibrates under OUR footsteps?
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Golfer: The doctor says I can't play golf. Caddy: O! So, he too has played with you?
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When you think that you are looking at Chuck Norris' picture, think again... he's looking at you.
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An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn’t happen today.
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