Q: Why did the married man sell his complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica? A: He didn't need them any longer his damn wife knows everything.
Wife to husband: ‘One more word and I’m going straight back to mother!’ Husband: ‘Taxi!!’
What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip.
A young woman for whom a marriage with an old man was being arranged by her parents refused to go through with the ceremony because as she put it, " I don't want to feel old age creeping on me!"
What kind of rings do men need for marriage? Engagement Ring Wedding Ring Suffe-Ring Endu-Ring
Why do men die before their wives? They want to.
Why don't sharks eat niggers? They think it's whale shit.
Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet? Identification.
I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man. Love, To forgive him and; Patience, For his moods. Because if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death.
I've some bread dough in my pants. Wanna see if it rises?