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"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In a stork?
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: dirty, kids, stupid
Question: What do women and Slinkies have in common? Answer: Not really too much, but you can’t help but crack a smile when one tumbles down the stairs.
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: women
Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone, technology
What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A mental block.
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Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, Facebook
Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year. In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: athlete, celebrity, ethnic, sport
Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup? Cuz one more will make it "too farty!"
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, food
A woman goes into an antique shop and says to the owner, "when I was in here last week I saw a big mug with a flat head that holds a lot of beer. I’d like to buy it." "Sorry," replied the owner, "but I can’t sell you that." "Why not" asked the customer? "Because that’s my husband."
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: beer, husband, marriage
The father with his daughter are taking a walk to a public place of their town; "Ann! Why are you so nervously looking around?" observes the father. "How else can I find you a really good son in law, dad?"
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: dad, kids, lawyer
Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.
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