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Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground. Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
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Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
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Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
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Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders? A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing them from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know?" whenever you ask them a question.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do cocaine. Cocaine does Chuck Norris.
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Yo mama so fat, when your dad tried eating your mom's pussy his head stuck in.
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Chuck Norris can't fly, gravity just looks the other way when he leaves the ground.
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2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world. The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon... With the Yellow version.
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Chuck Norris knows who A is.
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