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Michael: "What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?" Matthew: "I don't know. What?" Michael: "Candy corneas."
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: black humor, disgusting, doctor, Halloween, morbid
Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World... War.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers? Because it goes run nigger nigger run.
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has 52.48 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: black people
My girlfriend likes to pretend to be a 14 year old when we have sex. I don't get it she will be 14 in a few years anyway.
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has 52.47 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: sex
A fireman comes home from work one day and tells his wife, "We have a wonderful system at the fire station: Bell 1 rings, we put on our jackets; Bell 2 rings, we slide down the pole; Bell 3 rings, we're on the trucks. From now on, we're going to run this house the same way. When I say Bell 1, I want you to strip naked. When I say Bell 2, I want you to jump into bed. When I say Bell 3, we're going to make passionate love." The next night, the fireman comes home from work and yells, "Bell 1!" His wife takes off her clothes. "Bell 2," and his wife jumps into bed. "Bell 3," and they began to make love. After two minutes, his wife yells, "Bell 4!" "What's Bell 4?" the husband asks. "More hose," she replies, "you're nowhere near the fire!"
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has 52.45 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: love, marriage, wife, work
Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.
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has 52.42 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
A Chinese couple had a black baby. They named him Sum Sing Wong.
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has 52.42 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: asian, baby, communication, couple
A preacher was giving a sermon to a full church when all of a sudden the devil appeared. He was menacing and threatening and the entire congregation started to flee the church except for one old man. When the church was empty the devil went up to the man and asked "aren’t you afraid of me, I’m evil incarnate, the most horrific being in the universe and will most likely torture you!" The man replied "You don’t scare me, I’ve been married to your sister for 35 years."
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has 52.42 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: age, church, marriage, time
Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, health, sex
A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her. She screams, "Nein!, Nein" So two guys walk away.
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, ethnic, sex, stupid
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