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Q: What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar? A: Gimme a slug of whiskey.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, cowboy
Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror. He immediately changed to the Batman
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has 48.11 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has never received an electricity bill, he powers everything with his rage
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has 48.11 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money
Little Johnny's brother, Little Jimmy, was in the toilet throwing Johnny's toys in the toilet. Johnny saw his brother doing this and yelled "JIMMY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" His brother replied "Next time you'll think twice before you don't let me play with you." Little Jimmy threw a toy car in the toilet and said "Bye bye, racecars!" Little Johnny stuck little Jimmy head in the toilet saying "Bye bye brother!"
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has 48.03 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: family, game, kids, little Johnny, mean
Money talks – all mine says is ‘Goodbye!’
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: money
Yo momma’s so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: food, stupid, weather, Yo mama
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and lay motionless on the floor. ‘One thing about Jim,’ his buddy said to the bartender. ‘He knows when to stop.’
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: alcohol
Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal at the Olympics? He had it bronzed.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: men, sport
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