Q: What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar?
A: Gimme a slug of whiskey.
Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror.
He immediately changed to the Batman
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Chuck Norris has never received an electricity bill, he powers everything with his rage
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Little Johnny's brother, Little Jimmy, was in the toilet throwing Johnny's toys in the toilet.
Johnny saw his brother doing this and yelled "JIMMY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
His brother replied "Next time you'll think twice before you don't let me play with you."
Little Jimmy threw a toy car in the toilet and said "Bye bye, racecars!"
Little Johnny stuck little Jimmy head in the toilet saying "Bye bye brother!"
Money talks – all mine says is ‘Goodbye!’
Yo momma’s so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and lay motionless on the floor.
‘One thing about Jim,’ his buddy said to the bartender.
‘He knows when to stop.’
Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
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The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
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Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal at the Olympics?
He had it bronzed.