2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world.
The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
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A boy with a physical disability has just returned from a summer camp.
His mum with an astonished face notices a diploma dancing for 1st place at the bottom of the boy's luggage.
Mum: "Jimmy, did you dance with a girl?"
Boy: "Nouuu."
Mum: "Did you dance with a boy then?"
Boy: "No, mum."
Mum: "So how did you get it?"
Boy: "I went to take some tea."
Chuck Norris can't fly, gravity just looks the other way when he leaves the ground.
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Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart?
A: Chuck Norris' fist
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After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
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There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
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Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris.
He is now known as Harry Potter.
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When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap.
When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
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All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
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People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard.
They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
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