What did one skunk say to another?
And so do you.
How do snails get their shells all shiny?
They use snail polish.
Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.
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What does a cannibal eat with cheese?
Pickled organs.
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Yo mama is so poor that she had to get a second mortgage on her cardboard box.
Q: What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
A: Cold cream!
Yo mama is so fat Dorra the explorer couldn't explore any more!
Q: How do you recycle a condom?
A: Turn it inside out and shake the f**k out of it.
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Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet.
That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
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Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
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