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Chuck Norris did the blue whale challenge. By the 50th day, his instructor had jumped off the building.
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Do you know why God is called "God"? Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
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Q: Why did the married man sell his complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica? A: He didn't need them any longer his damn wife knows everything.
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People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
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Q: What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar? A: Gimme a slug of whiskey.
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When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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Why did God give women legs? So they don't leave a trail like a slug.
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The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea. Until it met Chuck Norris.
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An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are wandering through the desert, hungry and hallucinating, when they come upon a rotting, dead camel. "Well," said the Englishman, "I support the Liverpool football club, so I'll eat the liver." "I support the Hearts club," said the Scotsman, "so I'll eat the heart." "I support Arsenal," said the Irishman, "but I seem to have lost my appetite."
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What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny? Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift.
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