Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.
Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names.
Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.