Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.
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Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared.
These are known as black holes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook...
No one's his friend.
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Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
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Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
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Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
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Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
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Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra ....
After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra
Eventually died
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Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad.
It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
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According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
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