Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
Vote:
Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
Vote:
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Vote:
Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
Vote:
The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffee... with his breath.
Vote:
Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
Vote:
What is so good about Chuck Norris?
He is just some stupid actor, if he was really that good he would come here and bash my head on the keyboD5LISDALGFRGY I idyfgylbhyuu2213874rt fsdnljsdha.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
Vote:
Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
Vote:
