Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.
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Chuck Norris has his own protien powder.
The ingriedients include: cocoa powder, stem cells, dodo egg protien, enriched uranium, LSD, and Vin Diesel.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
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Chuck Norris can travel through time by running 88 miles per hour.
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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods.
He is now known as Shrek.
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Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one.
When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face.
We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
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There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
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Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
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Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam...
In the Sahara Desert.
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When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
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