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Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.
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If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names.
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Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
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Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
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You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
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