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Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
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That wasn't the force, it was Chuck Norris resurrecting Carrie Fischer.
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Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
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Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation.
Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
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Chuck Norris actually died a while back.
Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
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Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
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Chuck Norris doesn't check under his bed for monsters, monsters check on top of the bed to see if Chuck Norris is sleeping.
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