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Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs.
Then he climbed it up.
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The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas.
He just hired Chuck Norris.
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Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people.
They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
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Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
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In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay.
Big mistake.
You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
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Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
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