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Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
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Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
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