Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.
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Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
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Chuck Norris can do a downward uppercut.
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Chuck Norris can Do Mental Math on Paper.
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Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
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There is no such things as a tornado.
Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
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Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
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Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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