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Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.
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Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions´╗┐ walk away from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
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Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
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Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier. In half.
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Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
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Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won. No Questions asked.
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Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
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hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
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