Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.
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His body cries.
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The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
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The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
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When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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