Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.
Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard. When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.