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Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.
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Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard. When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
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With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
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Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
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When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
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Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
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Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
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Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
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