A kid walks up to his teacher and says "When is lunch."
The teacher said "When its my break."
"Your break for what? the kid asks.
"My break up" the teacher said.
When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
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Q: What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?
A: In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer.
Q: What is long and black?
A: An unemployment line
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Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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I pray for:
Wisdom, To understand a man.
Love, To forgive him and;
Patience, For his moods.
Because if I pray for Strength
I'll just beat him to death.
What is the geographical definition of s*x?
Ans: It is an action done by the polland in the holland between the thailand with the little help of greece.
Q: Why are Christmas trees better than Men?
A: Even the small ones give satisfaction.
Q: Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it??
A: No one the first four doesn't exist and the other blonde thought it was a gum wrapper!
Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
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