Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey.
The country there now is only an impostor.
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Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year.
In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.
When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
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Q: What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?
A: In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer.
Q: What is long and black?
A: An unemployment line
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Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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I pray for:
Wisdom, To understand a man.
Love, To forgive him and;
Patience, For his moods.
Because if I pray for Strength
I'll just beat him to death.
What is the geographical definition of s*x?
Ans: It is an action done by the polland in the holland between the thailand with the little help of greece.
An old woman wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat.
As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead pussy.
The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common."
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.