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Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with a jar of peanut butter? A: A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
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Budgeting: When you work out that the money you owe is exactly the same as the money you spent.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she went to buy a color television, she left the store because they didn't have one in pink.
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Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.
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Yo' Mama is like a bus: she's big, she stinks, and it's only a dollar to ride.
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Q: Why did God make snakes just before lawyers? A: To practice.
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What season is it when you are on a trampoline? Spring time.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.
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Yo momma’s so fat, ‘Place Your Ad Here’ is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
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