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Chuck Norris got swept over Niagara Falls... He liked it so much, he swam back up and did it again.
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Chuck Norris ate once at Hard Rock Cafe. It's now called Shakey's.
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Where are you going for vacation this year? I checked my budget and decided that I didn't get tired.
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has 47.72 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: life
It is genetically pre-recorded in men’s brain to look for a women, which is alike his mother – said Mr. John to the judge at the court, where he was being blamed for raping his sister.
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has 47.72 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.
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A blonde buys a used sports car. However, during the first joy ride, the engine jerks and the car slows to a stop. The blonde calls a tow truck. The mechanic sets to work, and 10 minutes later, the car is running again. "What was the matter?" she asks. "Simple really, just sh*t in the carburetor" he replies. Taken aback she asks, "Oh, how many times a week do I have to put that in?"
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Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort. Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
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Messing with Chuck Norris is the only thing that will get you disqualified from a Colonial Penn Life Insurance policy - at any age.
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Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks. They fold under pressure.
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WTF? = Where's The Food?
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