Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with a jar of peanut butter? A: A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
Budgeting: When you work out that the money you owe is exactly the same as the money you spent.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she went to buy a color television, she left the store because they didn't have one in pink.
Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.
Yo' Mama is like a bus: she's big, she stinks, and it's only a dollar to ride.
Q: Why did God make snakes just before lawyers? A: To practice.
What season is it when you are on a trampoline? Spring time.
Yo momma’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.
Yo momma’s so fat, ‘Place Your Ad Here’ is printed on each of her butt cheeks.