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A New Zealander walking along the road with a sheep under each arm. He meets another New Zealander who says "you sheerin' mate?" and the first guy replies "naw, they're all mine"
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Teacher: "If you bought 8 hotdogs,9 cheese burgers and 7 fillet o fishes and you ate 8 hotdogs 9 cheese burger and 7 fillet o fish what do you have at the end?" Little Johnny: "A bad blatter issue."
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has 47.79 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: fish, food, health, little Johnny, math
If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
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Q: How do you make a dog go ‘miaow’? A: Freeze it in liquid nitrogen, and run it through a bandsaw…
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has 47.79 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dog
Why did Hitler go to the eye doctor? Because he can Nazi.
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has 47.79 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because no one has told him he's black.
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has 47.76 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: racist
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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has 47.74 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fat, kids
Chuck Norris got swept over Niagara Falls... He liked it so much, he swam back up and did it again.
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has 47.72 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
It is genetically pre-recorded in men’s brain to look for a women, which is alike his mother – said Mr. John to the judge at the court, where he was being blamed for raping his sister.
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has 47.72 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Chuck Norris ate once at Hard Rock Cafe. It's now called Shakey's.
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