Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
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Susie was having her monthly bleeding and she asked little johnny for his advice!!
Little johnny Said Well i think i figured out ur problem!!!!
SOME RIPPED OFF YOUR BALLS
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A teacher was giving a lesson and was telling the pupils that we came from Adam and Eve.
A hand went up and the kid said, "But my dad told me that we come from apes, Miss?"
Miss replied, "Stay out of this one, Leroy!"
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
A: Full.
Why is life like a box of fruit?
Because when they go bad, they go black!
There are a hundred holes in the body of a woman; one of them would be filled with a penis and 99 others could be filled with money.
Girl: Hey wanna know what gets my pussy wet?
Boy: what? ;)
Girl: Toilet water when I shit out a small whale.
Why did the little Greek boy run away from home?
He didn't like the way he was being reared.
My eyelids are so sexy, I can't keep my eyes off them.
Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
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