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WTF? = Where's The Food?
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has 47.69 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: Why haven't they sent any women to the moon? A: Because it doesn't need cleaning yet.
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has 47.67 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: travel, women
In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal. He answered: "Where?" The country went bankrupt.
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has 47.64 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, geography, money, travel
Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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has 47.63 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, geek, IT, technology
Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth. The next day he won the lottery.
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has 47.63 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, money
Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo? Because there were only 2 vans.
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has 47.63 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
‘I’m a bad lover. Once I caught a peeping Tom booing me.’ Rodney Dangerfield
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has 47.63 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: sex
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: IT
Three women were sitting in a bar, (a brunette, red head, and a blonde) they were all pregnant. The brunette says, "I know what I'm going to have." The other to asked how. She replied, "well I was on top when I conceived so I will have a boy". The red head said, "If that is true then I will have a girl because I was on the bottom when I conceived. The blonde starts crying and orders another shot and starts screaming, "PUPPIES, PUPPIES!".
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, blonde, ginger, women
“If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up” said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. “Now then, mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?” enquired the teacher with a sneer. “Well, actually I don’t,” said the student, “but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself.”
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: school
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