The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
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Q: What is a sheep's favorite sport?
A: Baaasket baaall!
Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
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Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
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Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!
What's green and sits in the corner?
That same baby three weeks later.
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Having past almost 30 years, the same question still bothers him…
Why he does not look alike his brothers and parents at all - every single one pretty and he so ugly.
He summoned all his courage and decided to ask his mother: "Mom, tell me the truth please, I am adapted, aren’t I?"
The mother burst into tears and said: "Yes, my child! But it didn’t work, they returned you back!"
Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler.
With him inside it.
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Yo mamma so fat that why people think the earth is flat.
A woman asks an agriculturalist: "Please, tell me what shall I do? I have a garden but nothing grows there, like flowers or vegetables."
The agriculturalist says: "You know, it is to dung the garden with a good fertilizer."
The woman says: "And wouldn´t it be better to plant the vegetables directly into the ass?"