Yo mama so heavy that when she went in the elevator as soon as one foot goes in falls strait to the bottom.
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
Three boys were walking along the beach one day when they see a cave. The first boy goes in and is looking at a banknote on a big rock when a ghostly voice calls out '' I am the ghost of Auntie Abel and this five dollars stays on the table!'' The second boy goes in and is reaching for the money when the same thing happens again. The third boy goes in ,sees the five dollars and cries out,''I am the ghost of David Crockett and this five dollars goes in my pocket!''
Q: What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria? A: The Food!
Yo mama so stupid that when I was drowning I yelled out to her that I needed a life saver and she said "Cherry or grape?"
What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits home? A search warren.
Marraige is a 3-ring circus. Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
What do cows call Frank Sinatra? Old Moo Eyes.
Yo mama breath stanks so bad, instead of using baking soda, it smells like she uses baking ass!
Q: How big are the pastro's beds? A: Oh c'mon, it knows every little kid.