An old woman wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat.
As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead pussy.
The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common."
Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
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Whats faster than a black person stealing your car?
Him driving away in it.
There are a hundred holes in the body of a woman; one of them would be filled with a penis and 99 others could be filled with money.
What is the shortest mathematicians joke?
Let epsilon be smaller than zero.
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
A: Full.
Why did the little Greek boy run away from home?
He didn't like the way he was being reared.
Girl: Hey wanna know what gets my pussy wet?
Boy: what? ;)
Girl: Toilet water when I shit out a small whale.
My eyelids are so sexy, I can't keep my eyes off them.
Q: How do you know your black neighbor has moved?
A: The new neighbor has car insurance.
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