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The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
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Q: What is a sheep's favorite sport? A: Baaasket baaall!
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Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
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Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
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Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!
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What's green and sits in the corner? That same baby three weeks later.
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Having past almost 30 years, the same question still bothers him… Why he does not look alike his brothers and parents at all - every single one pretty and he so ugly. He summoned all his courage and decided to ask his mother: "Mom, tell me the truth please, I am adapted, aren’t I?" The mother burst into tears and said: "Yes, my child! But it didn’t work, they returned you back!"
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Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler. With him inside it.
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Yo mamma so fat that why people think the earth is flat.
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A woman asks an agriculturalist: "Please, tell me what shall I do? I have a garden but nothing grows there, like flowers or vegetables." The agriculturalist says: "You know, it is to dung the garden with a good fertilizer." The woman says: "And wouldn´t it be better to plant the vegetables directly into the ass?"
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