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Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? A: Full.
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What is the shortest mathematicians joke? Let epsilon be smaller than zero.
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There are a hundred holes in the body of a woman; one of them would be filled with a penis and 99 others could be filled with money.
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Girl: Hey wanna know what gets my pussy wet? Boy: what? ;) Girl: Toilet water when I shit out a small whale.
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Why did the little Greek boy run away from home? He didn't like the way he was being reared.
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has 47.87 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: gay
My eyelids are so sexy, I can't keep my eyes off them.
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has 47.86 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: beauty
Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
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has 47.86 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Q: How do you know your black neighbor has moved? A: The new neighbor has car insurance.
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has 47.86 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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has 47.79 % from 269 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, Hitler, jewish
Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone. The ground is afraid to break it.
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has 47.79 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
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